Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Tu Tu Hash
Run #59
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
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Hare Blessing

With the scent of fresh bread in the air and our toes all-a-twinkle
This is the last chance for any of you who has to tinkle…

While PetMeI’mDrunk laid trail for us wanks in tu-tus
Let’s see if we can avoid tonight’s local news

Some of us are 2-3rds the way to a hash tu-tu trifecta (woohoo!)
But we’re all winners if we finish trail and find God’s sweet necta(r)!

Repeat after me:

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Cop-us no detain us
Beer van-us no die on us
Neighbors-us no yell at us
Vicous Dog-us no chase us
And pretty Tu-Tus-us no rip us

In the name of the flour…
The fun…
And the holy run



Hash Trash


PetMeI'mDrunk & Dickfibrillator were the hares, Lepracock was the FRB, JustSamantha was the FBI and PetMeI'mDrunk & Dickfibrillator won with Brainless Award.


Holy crotchless panties, we had a beautiful evening for running a hash trail! Thank you hares for your hard work; trail was a lot of fun! We enjoyed the dark forest shiggy and the tall, solid walls that tested our upper body strength--perhaps the very reason why ShipWrecktum is still missing. Twenty runners wandered around in an orchard with two itty-bitty cranium lights and 69 dogs on our heels; which might have been the reason why four walkers with shredded tu-tus were late getting to Finish. MayTheGirthBeWithYou brought us the beautiful VirginPaula, Lepracock showed off by giving it to himself in circle again, and JustSamantha donned the yellow chain for FBI. After sifting through a bunch of faux brainless nominations (you know who you are, Lepra and BedandBuckfest) the hares drank from the skull for sending the pack through private property sans trail marks, thus wasting our beer drinking time. JustKyle would have received the best tu-tu award if we were voting for one, as he was living proof that Superman doesn’t need a phone booth to cum out.

Thank you MathSucksLetsF*ck for executing your fine Beer Angel skills, thank you Lepra for helping to make the FRB panties free-ballers (Version 2.0's upgrade from V 1.0) and thank you WhineyBitch for taking care of business Behind the Green Door (I just showed my age, didn't I ShitzAhoy?).

Most of all, God loves hashers and I love all wanks who take time out of their busy week to join us in hashing fun on a school night…you guys rock!

See you at the JRH3 600th this Saturday!
Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Run #599
 Tu Tu Hash
Wednesday, Septemeber 22nd, 2010

What: This will be the 2nd of 3 the Tu Tu hashes included in the Tu Tu Trifecta for August, September & October 2010. Attend all three and get this FREE T-shirt. Attend 2 out of 3 and get the boobie prize. We all love boobies don't we?

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Where: Meet behind  Panera Bread, located at 13256 N Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: From I-75, take the I-275 south exit for 7.2 miles, right on Bearss for 3.1 miles, left on Dale Mabry for 1.1 miles and find Panera Bread on the right.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in Central Tampa, to the South: Go north on Dale Mabry for 7.9 miles, turn left at Moran Rd and find Panera Bread in the strip mall.

From I-4 and I-75, to the East: Go north on I-75 for 5.4 miles, left, or west on Fletcher for 10.1 miles, right on Dale Mabry for .3 miles, left at Moran Rd and find Panera Bread in the strip mall.

From Oldsmar, to the West: Take Tampa Rd, which becomes Hillsborough east to Dale Mabry. Go north on Dale Mabry for 5.1 miles, left at Moran Rd and find Panera Bread in the strip mall.

Directions: Click here for a map.

Hares: PetMeI'mDrunk will be the hare.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.

Toe Tags: If you want a personalized toe tag, let us know by Tuesday, September 21st, at 8:00 PM. Send an email to, with an CC copy to Otherwise, this is not an RSVP event. Click here to see who wants a toe tag.

On After: The on after will be at Tank's Tap Room (the old Bilmar Station), located at 13150 N Dale Mabry. To get there from the starting location, go right, or south on Dale Mabry for .2 miles and find Tank's Tap Room on the right. You can actually get to the on after without ever leaving the parking lot as the on after is in the same strip mall. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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