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With hard nipples and turtle dicks we’ll
run trail tonight,
If you’re from the far North Pole, this weather is just right
So suck it up you wankers and ignore your teeth chatters,
We’re running for beer and that’s all that matters
Repeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Beer stop no skip us
Racing dogs no nip us
Frozen toes no trip us
And Red nose to drip us
In the name of the flour,
And the holy live run…
Kitty Litter & Mouth Full Of Bush were the hares, Salad Tosser was the
FBR, CasualFriday was the FBI and Choice Of New Penetration won the
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Kitty Litter's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010
Where: Meet in the northwest far corner of the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack parking lot, located at 10490 Gandy Blvd N, in St Petersburg, Florida. Its directly across the street from Kahuna's Bar & Grill.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275 for 8.6 miles across Tampa Bay, merge onto 4th St N at Exit 32 for 3 miles, left on Gandy for .6 miles and find the Debry Lanes Greyhoud Racetrack on the right. Alternatively, go south on Dale Mabry, right, or west on Gandy Blvd across Tampa Bay, continue for about a mile or so and find the Derby Lanes on the left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75, south on I-275 across Tampa Bay, merge onto 4th Street, at Exit 32, for 3 miles, left, or east on Gandy and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack on the right.
From Bradenton/Sarasota, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, via the Sunshine Skyway Bridge, right, or east on Gandy and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack on the right.
From Brandon to the east: Go east on the Crosstown Expressway, west on Gandy across Tampa Bay, continue for about a mile or so and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack the left.
From the Gulf Beaches, to the west: Go north or south on Gulf Blvd to find 190th Ave/Park Street. Go east on Park Blvd, which becomes Gandy after cross in US Hwy 19. Continue past 4th street and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack on the right.
Trail: If there is any shiggy it will not be harder than a 6 (1-10 scale) and there will be a parallel work-around for turkeys and strollers.
Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hare: Kitty Litter & Mouth Full Of Bush will be the hares. This will be Bush In Mouth Full Of Bush's virgin lay.
Religious Advisor: F*ckle Up is invited to act as RA.
Trail: This will be a "live hare" trail.
On After: The on after will be at Kahuna's, directly across the street from the start. Please do not park there until after the hash is over as there is limited parking there.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.