Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #658
Thank Gispert Its Friday
April Fools Day Hash
Friday, April 1st, 2011
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Hare Blessing

It is April first, the day of fools
Thank “G” that hashing has no rules

GRC and ID bring us tonight’s trail tricks
Perhaps this time we’ll see a wall of dicks

There might be some shenanigans along the way
Let's hope there's no Jell-O shots that taste like a fish fillet

Keep an open mind and you will see
Being DFL just might be the place to be

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Fools no misdirect us
Weather Gods no disrespect us
and ice cold beer no neglect us

In the name of the flou
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

GRC & Immaclate Deception were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Casual Friday was the FBI and Monkey See Mokey Poo (formerly Just Derek) won the Brainless Award.



Hey Wanks!

Big thanks to all wanks who showed up last night, sharing your April fool's night with the JRH3 kennel! Thanks also to GRC and Immaculate Deception for haring a trail full of thought-provoking shenanigans! Thank you Dab for GM-ing, Beer Meistering, and Hash Cashing! Thank you Whiney for your help keeping everything organized, thank you ID for your Beer Angeling and thank you HPV for guiding the pack through another hash naming. YOU GUYS ROCK!

Okay, thoughts while staring at my tattoo in the mirror last night....
1.I can't eat anything that looks like cat poop.
2.Lepracock cheats.
3."Casual's vagina" is the answer to almost everything.
4.Asking wankers for thought-assistance is like asking sock monkeys not to wear poo on their heads.
5.I almost forgot how to play spin-the-bottle.
6.Fuckle Up cheats on the Whack-a-fish game.
7.Stealing tickets from little kids is hash acceptable behavior.
8.Tattoos don't hurt.
9.Sock Monkeys are tolerated at Prime Time.
10.Beware of the cobra...

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #657
hank Gispert Its Friday
April Fools Day Hash!
, April 1st, 2011

Where: Meet in the rear parking lot of Chuck-E-Cheese, located at 14308 N Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-275 & I-4 in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.6 miles. Go left, or west on Bearss, at Exit 53 for 3.2 miles. Go left, or south on Dale Mabry for .6 miles and find Chuck-E-Cheese on the right.

Hares: Immaculate Deception and GRC will be the hares.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday

On Sec: Whiney Bitch

Suggested Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: Chuck-E-Cheese will be the on after located back near the start. Click here for a menu.

Theme: April Fools Day! Think about it.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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