Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #662
Thank Gispert Its Friday
Nerd Hash

Friday, April 15th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We’re meeting in South Tampa for the Nerd hash you see
All three hares are dressed just as geeky as they can be

Gritty Kitty, Triple D and Purple Penis eater are our hares
Should trail get screwed up, who the hell cares

Because we’ve got nerds to tease, and wedgies to give out
Tonight’s geek force needs to run fast, without a doubt

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Non-intellectual checks no confuse us
Metaphysical conversation no slow us
And esoteric knowledge no delay us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

Gritty Kitty, Call Triple D & Purple Penis Eater were the hares Casual was the FRB and Whiney Bitch won the Brainless Award.


Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #662
hank Gispert Its Friday Nerd Hash
Friday, April 15th, 2011

Where: Meet in the parking lot in front of Tapper Pub (in the shade, next to Big Lots), located at 3832 Britton Plaza, Tampa, FL. Beat the traffic and come to the Tapper Pub at 5:00 PM to pre-prelube.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.8 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry for 4.4 miles, left on Euclid for .1 miles, right on Sterling into Britton Plaza and find the Tapper Pub on the left.

Theme: Come dressed like a nerd.

Trail: This will be an A to A stroller and dog friendly trail with 3/10 on shiggy on the Computational Grittus Kittus Planning Tool. Pavement-pounding walk-arounds by instruction, map, and GPS coordinates are available.

Hares: Gritty Kitty, Call Triple D & Purple Penis Eater will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be the Tapper Pub, back at the start.

Remarks: There will be a beer check and a never-before-now metaphysical conversation check!!!!! (You may want to bring a pen and paper to take notes! ...and don't forget your pocket protectors just in case your pen tries to leak!) For all you computer researchers out there, here are some links for your enjoyment:,,

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday

On Sec: HPV.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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