Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Trail #669
Tourist Hash
(And  Phuck Pocket's B-Day Hash)
Sunday, May 7th, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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Our trail today is laid by a three-some
3 beautiful harriettes, and not one of them dumb

We look like tourists, but little do civilians know
That we're hashers flying under the radar with beer in tow

Do not mention alcohol on trail or they'll dial 9-1-
And the aliens will show up and our hash fun will be done.

Repeat after me!

Bless these hares!
Bless this trail!
Coppus no catch us!

Bad trails no screw us!
Good weather no leave us!
And cold beer no empty us!

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run!

ON-OUT!
Casual Friday
 
Hash Trash(es)

U-Drive & Phuck Pocket were the hares, SpicyDickSlapper was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and HPV won the brainless award.

Dab


 
 Trails

Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #670
Tourist Hash!
(And Phuck Pocket's B-Day Hash)
Saturday, May 7th, 2011
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Where: Meet in the Green Iguana's overflow parking lot, located at 4029 S Westshore Blvd, in Tampa, FL. Click here for a map.

When: Meet at 5 PM, on trail at 6 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-4 and I-275, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 40A. Go left, or south on  Westshore Blvd for 3.3 miles and find the Green Iguana on the right.

Theme: Wear your loud obnoxious shirts, floppy hats, plaid shorts, knee socks, big sunglasses, cameras and whatever else you think a tourist would wear! We will look like the most fun people on trail! Be advised, men are not allowed to wear tank tops in the Green Iguana, which is the on after.

Hares: U-Drive, GrittyKitty & Phuck Pocket will be the hares.

Hash Raffle: Yes! Our Raffle Meister informs us that there will be a hash raffle. So, bring your hash goodies, old porn CDs, etc and put them into the raffle.

On After: The on after will be at the Green Iguana located back at the start. Drink specials for the entire night include 2 for 1 wells and house wine,
$2.50 Bud, Bud Light and Mich Ultra Draft (16 oz). From 5PM - 7PM they will be offering 2 for 1 Corona and Corona Light. Plus, we get 15% off on chicken wings chicken tenders.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next Jolly Roger H3 hash will be on Wednesday, May 11th. Click here for more info.



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