Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #707
Dab's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

Hashy Birthday to you
Our hare, Dabadoo

Though he is older then dirt
He still gets the girls to take off their shirt

He cried the day the dinosaurs died
Because they were so fun to capture and ride

He was there when Columbus discovered a new land
And was the first to hash there with a scotch in each hand

Dab helped Washington cross the Delaware on a pash
And ended the war in Yorktown during a drunken clash

He later arm wrestled Teddy Roosevelt and won
Then hashed the Rough Riders up a hill in San Juan

He FRB’d to the North Pole on a dare
Then climbed up Mt. Everest completely bare

He’s hashed throughout time in every place
His On-On calls echoing through time and space

There’s never been a master half as grand
With a fanny pack on his waist and a scotch in his hand

Repeat after me:

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Rain-us no soak-us
Cop-us no stop-us
And dog-us no bite-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

Yours truly, Dabadoo & Gay Rodeo Clown were the hares, Lepracock was the FRB, Lock Jaws was the FBI and Metro No Sexual won the Brainless Award.



Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #707
Dab's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Where: Meet in the west parking area of the Deck Pizza and Pub, located at 2202 W Platt St, in Tampa, FL. Its the area between the Deck and the Drynk, in the So Ho district.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 1.4 miles to Exit 42. Merge onto Green Street for .2 miles. Go left on Armenia for 1 mile. Go left on Platt for .2 mile and find the Deck on the right. Click here for a map. There is limited parking at the Deck, so suggest you park in the Publix Supermarket parking garage, located at 2403 W Azeele St, and then walk to the Deck. It on the southwest corner of W Platt & S Moody Ave. To get to the Deck from there, go east on Platt for .2 miles, or two blocks, and find the Deck on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a pre-laid, dead hare, dog and stroller friendly trail mostly on streets.

Remarks: Make sure you bring a flashlight as it will be dark on the later part of trail.

Hares: Dab will be the hare.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Deck Pizza and Pub, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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