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Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Copus no catch us
dogus no bite us
Car us no hit us
In the name of the flour
And the holly Run
Thumper Humper and Shitty Name were the hares,
JustDerrin(Shriner) the FRB, Rash4Days was the FBI and Motherload won the brainless award.
Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Shortie Shorts Hash
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
Theme: Cum out rocking your Ranger Panties, Manties, Catch-Me F***-Me's, or any other short pair of shorts. Show off your sexy gams and drink beer until everyone else's white thighs look hot.
Where: Meet in the dirt parking lot located at approximately 940 Channelside Dr, in Tampa, FL. Click here for a map.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 2.5 miles to Exit 44. Merge onto Scott St for .7 miles. Go right on Nebraska Ave for .3 miles. Go left on Twiggs St for .3 miles. Go right on Channelside Dr for .3 miles and find the dirt lot on the right on the southwest corner of Washington St and Chanelside Dr.
Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare trail with a shiggy rating of 1 on a1-5 scale.
Hares: Thumper Humper & Shitty Name will be the hares.
Donations: "Tentatively", suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at the Poor House, located at1208 E Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL. To get there from the starting location, go north on Channelside for .2 miles, take the 2nd left onto Kennedy for .1 mile and find the Poor House on the right. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.