Jolly Roger H3
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Ship can always pick up the slack
When a hare for a trail we lack
Letís get ready to bring in the New Years
By running around drinking beers.
Repeat after me:
Cop-us no catch-us
Dog-us no bite-us
And car-us no hit-us
In the name of the flour
And the holy run
Shitty Name was the hare, Banana was the FRB, Thumper Humper was the FBI and Just Do It and Slicker Than Snot On A Doorknob won the brainless award.
I'll be the first to admit that neuroticism has no place in hashing but when fences are involved my tendency to over think takes center stage. When I saw the first fence my thoughts were "Well shit." At least there was a little fence to use for stability while getting over the big fence. When I saw the second fence I thought "Dammit really? REALLY?F*ck!!!!" My issue isn't the climbing it's what to do when I get on top ;) All I could think was "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...had a great fall...had a great fall..." If it wasn't for Shitty Name literally carrying my ass from the top of each fence I would be getting dirty looks from a combination of school administrators, elementary school kids, squirrels, and police as I would have been trapped inside the school premises until they decided to open the gate. Slicker Than Snot on a Door Knob was lucky to have lost all his virgins as there were not only too well dressed for a hash and for fence climbing but just too well dressed for life in general (ok I'm jealous). One of his more clever virgins posed the question "What do you call a gay dinosaur?" The pack went silent digging inside themselves for the answer then Taint Tickler quickly responded "Kitty Litter". Since I can't top that joke I'll end by thanking Ship Wrecktum for his bloody, clothes ripping, fence filled trail.
On-Guess Where The Fence Left A Hole In My Pants-On,
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
Where: Meet behind Charann's Bar & Grill, located at 6821 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its about 1/2 of a mile west of the Veterans Expressway/State Hwy 589. Its in the northeast corner of Hillsborough and Sawyer. Park in the parking lot in front of Charann's and walk around to the back.
When:Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions:From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for 3.4 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west on Hillsborough for about .5 miles and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer. Click here for a map.
Donations:Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. Hare: Ship Wrecktum will be the hare.
On After:The on after will be at Charann's, back at the start.
Phone Number:For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.