Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #801

Gag Me Again's On Out-Retirement Trail
(And Farewell To Motherload)
Wednesday, July 18th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

After thirty three years
And a whole lot of beers
Gag Me is turning it in

Exchanging her rifle
For a walking cane
And beginning her life as
The Ole’ Ball and Chain

Repeat after me;

Copus no Catchus
Dogus no Biteus
Holes no Hurtus

In the Name of The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run


Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Gag Me Again & Thumper Humper were the hares,Spicy Dick Slapper was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and Spread Cheeks won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

I hadn't realized how nice Harbor Island was. Gag Me Again and Thumper Humper did a great job making the trail challenging. The trails plops were hidden and small, but it wasn't impossible to solve trail.

I had no choice but to giggle while following Motherload. It was his last hash before moving to New Orleans and he was given an inflatable boat and water wings to carry with him through trail.

The hares were kind enough to include a Motherload check at Hattricks. The rules were that when Motherload arrived he'd have to take 3 blow job shots with 3 other witnesses. I went inside to be a witness but the bartender explained that 3 guys had arrived earlier and had taken the shots and she was told to say "Spreadcheeks was here." Spreadcheeks confessed at the end and offered to buy everyone shots at on after but my question to you is, "who were the other 2 hashers?"

It may be hash appropriate to steal shots but karma is also a bitch. Spreadcheeks paid his dues so the other 2...well they might suffer a pirates curse.

On-Even in shot form men can't resist blow jobs.-On,

Inda Linda
Inda Linda?

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #80
Gag Me Again's On Out-Retirement Trail
(And Farewell To Motherload)
Wednesday, July 18th, 2012

Why: To say "congratulations" to Gag Me Again for retiring from the military and to say "farewell" to Motherload who is being reassigned to New Orleans. This will be Motherload's last JRH3 before he moves away.

Where: Meet in the dirt parking lot located at approximately 940 Channelside Dr, in Tampa, FL. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 2.4 miles to Exit 44. Merge onto Scott St for .7 miles. Go right on Nebraska Ave for .3 miles. Go left on Twiggs St for .3 miles. Go right on Channelside Dr for .3 miles and find the dirt lot on the right on the southwest corner of Washington St and Channelside Dr. For a map, go to

Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare trail with a shiggy rating of 1 on a 1-5 scale. There will be one combined beer/shot stop.

Hares: Gag Me Again and Thumper Humper will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Remarks: There will be a commemorative toe tag for the first 40 people who show up.

On After: The on after will be at the Sea Dog Cantina, located at 1208 E Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL. For a map, go to  To get there from the starting location, go north on Channelside for .2 miles, take the 2nd left onto Kennedy for .1 mile and find the Sea Dog Cantina on the right. For a map, go to

Phone Number: For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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