Jolly Roger H3
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Swamp Nipples's Redhead Hash

Trail #823
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

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Hare Blessings
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Swamp Nipples is our solo hare,
And this trail will be more than fair,
For today is all about her hair,
Red locks with lots of flair.

Repeat after me!

Coppus no Catchus,
Doggus no Biteus,
Holes no Hurtus,

In the name of The Flour,
The Fun,
And The Holy Run.

“On-Out!”

Standard Blessing

Shitty Name


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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Swamp Nipples was the hare, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and Just Brian(Smith) won the Brainless Award.

Dab



Expanded Hash Trash

The offensive ginger jokes I was waiting to hear yesterday:

What book will never make a woman wet?

Answer: 50 Shades of Ginger

What do gingers miss most about a great party?

Answer: The invitation

What is the difference between a shoe and a ginger?

Answer: A shoe has a sole (soul)

How many gingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: None. They prefer to sit creepily in the dark.

We ran a short quest to find a missing horn. Beer was drank. Rain was evaded. Tape was used and scrutinized. The only checks were ladies checks. There was a good mix of grass and pavement running. No one found the horn. Rectal wore sexy red wig. Everyone missed Big Foozy Balls. HPV wore no shoes and a tie dye t-shirt so he looked more liberal than usual. Buffy the Bike Bitch Slayer wouldn't stop singing head. Once again Dab nearly misses running over hashers with his bike. There weren't nearly enough gingers jokes being made. Thank you to our sexy red headed...hare Swamp Nipples for her trail.

On- My phone keeps keeps trying to auto correct ginger to soulless.-On,

Inda Linda



Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #824
Swamp Nipples Redhead Hash

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012
 

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Where: Meet in the parking lot behind and NE of the Amscot, located at 9501 Anderson Rd, Tampa, FL 33634.

Directions: To get there from I-4 and I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 5.2 mile to Exit 39. Go north on the Veterans Expressway for 6.3 miles to Exit 6B on the left for Anderson Rd. Follow the exit for .5 miles crossing over Anderson Rd. The road becomes Corporate Lake Dr and you will see the Amscot on the left. Turn left in to the parking area behind and to the NE of Amscot and look for hashers. For a map of the starting location go to http://goo.gl/maps/fb3RU. For a map to the "approximate" starting location go to http://goo.gl/maps/NhRNv.

Trail: This will be 2.5 mile "dead hare" trail, with a shiggy level of 1.5, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest. There will be one beverage stop.

Hares: Swamp Nipples will be the hare.

Suggested Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Boston's, The Gourmet Pizza, located at 9316 Anderson Road Tampa, FL 33614. Its on the west side of Anderson Rd in the NE corner of the strip mall. To get there from the start go west on Corporate Lake Dr, left on Anderson Rd, right into the first entrance to the strip mall and find Boston's Pizza to the NE. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/G7YX5.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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