Jolly Roger H3  Trail 1002
Tampa By H3 Trail 953
Joint Full Moon Hash
Tuesday, May 13th, 2014
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Hare Blessing

Standard Blessing With Poem


Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Dog F*cker, Thumper Humper & Rectal Room Mate were the pick up hash hares, in that order. The FRB & FBI award was not handed out because this was a pick up hash. I Dream of Two Weenies won the Brainless Award


 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)

The JRH3 moved from Wed to Tue this week only because of the TBH3 Full Moon hash scheduled for Wed. However, the TBH3 GM (Rectal) decided to join the JRH3 on Tue and make it a joint JRH3/TBH3 event because we suspected it would be a low turn out on Wed due to of all the people going up to Ginnies Springs for the JRH3 Pirate Invasion Campout this weekend. About 20 of them will be going up there on Thu even. And we suspected they would be home packing on Wed night instead of coming out to the hash. So that's why both the JRH3 and the TBH3 Full Moon was moved to Tue this week even though the official full moon is on Wed, at 3:18 PM. But it didn't help. We had a poor turnout anyway, only 13 faces. But at least they were happy faces (including I Be Smart who just showed us his face for a few minutes at the start before retiring to the bar to watch hockey).

Rectal and I (Dab) were fictitiously scheduled to be the hares. But figuring it was going to be kind of flop, we decided to just make it a pick up hash. I opened the circle and announced that there were 2 prizes to be awarded for the individuals who could answer the following questions. "What JRH3 run # & TBH3 run # is this tonight?". Dog got right with 1002 for the JRH3 and Puppy go it right with 952 for the TBH3. Then we awarded each of them with a prize. Dog's won the prize of being the first hare of the unannounced pick up hash and Puppy won the prize of being the RA.

Puppy immediately opened circle, introducing Virign Tony(D), blessed the hare (Dog) and then sent Dog off with a 60 second head start. We didn'tt hand out the FRB or FBI devices since this was a pick up hash and because it was a joint JRH3/TBH3 event. Rectal gave a quick chalk talk and then the pack went off in chase of Dog. Thumper caught Dog about 3/4 of a mile into trail and was given an additional 60 seconds to continue laying trail. Thumper stumped the pack by laying 1 false dot off of a check. Rectal finally caught Thumper about 3/4 of mile from the end and continued onward into on home/on in. Thumper actually caught up with Rectal, but she wasn't allowed to hare twice, so they both set trail together, but did not hold hands while doing so, as later asked. Diaper Dasher guarded the beer van, which was placed at the traditional nearby end (Diaper was experiencing some crapping in his legs, so he decided not to do trail), as there was no beer stop. And Spread Cheeks pulled a Spread Cheek by showing up late, again, and almost coming in first.  Technically, Inda Linda was the FRI and Puppy was the FRB after ranging back to the end, but we didn't do that award on this trail because of the aforementioned above, so it didn't count.

During circle at the end, Puppy opted not to RA so Dog was given the opportunity. During trail trial, it was mostly Thumbs up, I think. Not that it matters since it was a pick up hash. Then Dog went to accusations and tried to close circle after only about 5 minutes of religion, claiming he didn't have the clipboard. So we gave him the clip board. "I Dream of 2 Weenies" won the Brainless Award for RSVPing for the JRH3 1000th and then not showing up. A pretty weak nomination, but it was the only one, so she won it. Then, Dog tried to close circle again. But, several more accusation were handed out and then we asked returning visitor, Just Chris, from the newly formed St Petersburg H3 to come in and offer us a song. With a little help, he got through it and about that time Shitty Name and Willy Wanka showed up and drank for being late cummers. Finally, after a few announcements (Ginnie Springs Campout this weekend, Circus hash on Sun, JRH3 hash next Wed, Willy's B-day hash, Diaper's Pool Party and and finally, the Hash Cruise next Jan), Dog was allowed to close the circle.

Special thanks goes out to Inda Linda for acting as OnSec during this hash.

On On to Ginnie Springs, May16-1 8th!


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3/Tampa Bay H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Full Moon Hash
Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Where: Meet in the left rear parking lot of the Press Box Sports Emporium & Eatery, located at at 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609, http://goo.gl/maps/eDIIY.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, chalk talk at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 0.7 miles and find the Press Box on the left, 2 blocks south Kennedy. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/TScL0.

Trail: This will be a 3+ mile, trail, with 1 beer stop a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.

*Hares: Rectal Room Mate & Dabadoo will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Press Box, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline:
here to view it.

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