JRH3, Trail #109
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'Cause... in the south
They hang
If ya in
The wrong gang
Like a piggy
You'll sang
While your asshole
Is banged
Dang!
Repeat after me;
Cop us no sto us
Beer us no spill us
And Merica us no French us
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run
On out!
F'ckle Up
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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
(Basic Hash Trash)
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Rectal Room Mate & Sloppy Red Wings were the hares. F'ckle Up was the RA, 2 Thighs was the On Sec & the Hash Cash. TACO was the FRB, Whiskey was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.
Maps of Trail
Not
Theme: Come dressed like a redneck! Wear a NASCAR shirt, bib overalls, have missing teeth, etc. Just GIT-ER-DONE and come on out!
Why: Go to http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Rednecks.htm to find reasons why you MIGHT be a redneck and need to come to the Riverview Redneck Hash.
Where:
Meet behind the Sun Trust Bank, located at 11721 Boyette Rd, in Riverview, FL 33569 (same place as last 2 years), https://goo.gl/maps/8xuN3.When: Meet at 3 PM, on trail at 4 PMish.
Directions:
From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go east on I-4 E for 0.7 miles to Exit 1. Take the "left" exit and merge onto Selmon Expressway for about 7.5 miles to Exit 15A. Go south on I-75 for 5.4 miles to Exit 250. Go left on Gibsonton/Boyette Rd for 4.5 miles and find the Sun Trust Bank on the right at McMullen Booth Rd. https://goo.gl/maps/dbBFa.Trail: This will be a 4-5 mile trail with 1-2 beer stops and shiggy level of 3, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.
Safety: There may be many dangers along trail (traffic, snakes, alligators, muggers, sharp objects, etc). Just because someone has set a trail does not mean its safe. Be aware of your environment at all times. Carry a flashlight and wear reflective gear at night. You are responsible for your own safety! Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person. Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see anyone behind you, alone on trail, slow down and wait for them for B&B's sake.
Hares: Rectal Room Mate & Sloppy Red Wings will be the hares.
Donations: $7 for JRH3 beer drinkers and $4 for JRH3 non-beer drinkers.
Religious Advisor (RA), On Sec & Hash Cash: F'ckle Up will be the RA, 2 Thighs & A Side will be the On Sec & Hash Cash.
Raffle: Yes, there will be a raffle! Bring stuff to donate if you like, or not. You don't have to donate something to get something. One redneck's trash is another redneck's treasure.
On After: The on after will be at the Beer Shed, located at 11222 Casa Loma Dr, Riverview, FL 33569
, https://goo.gl/maps/aFZ1h, where they will have food, karaoke, and of course, cheep beer. BRING CASH! They don't take credit cards, but they do have and ATM, for a charge. This is an awesome redneck bar, with outside seating right on the Alafia River. You definitely will want to attend this on after. To get there from the staring location, go left on McMullen Booth Rd for .8 miles, left on McMullen Booth Loop Rd for .8 miles, right on Del Rio Rd/Casa Loma Dr for .1 miles and find the Beer Shed on the right, https://goo.gl/maps/Cf4ci. Phone Numbers: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.