Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1381
Wed, Jan 2nd, 2019
Takes It Like A Chimp's & Just Stacey's Virgin Lay
Here's to Takes It Like a Chimp
And Just Stacey too
They're our virgin hares
For me and you
Their trail tonight is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hares
Just enjoy the run, instead
The shiggy level tonight
Will be a 2.69
Although they set it on bikes
So its still going to be pretty benign
The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because it is night
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour,
And the shitty
Hares! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Takes It Like A Chimp and Just Stacey were the hares, 2 Thighs was the RA, Virgin Mobile acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Diddler On The Roof was the FRB, Just Megan was the FBI and the hares won the brainless award for marking a trail that crossed itself..
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody submits one.
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Tampa Bay Brewing Company (TBBC), 13937 Monroes Business Park, Tampa, FL 33635, https://goo.gl/maps/DMheVRMbg5o.
(Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in the Tampa
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, in the dirt lot just east of TBBC, 13929 Monroes Business Park
Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/KEt4RRRWQQt.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 4 mi, shiggy level 2.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hares: Takes It Like A Chimp & Just Stacey
On After: Tampa Bay Brewing Company.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going.htm.
RSVP Requested: By email to email@example.com, on event at https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, on event at https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, by text/phone to number below, etc.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.