Here's to Chew Chew Ham Ham
And HPV too
They're our hares
For me and you
Their trail tonight is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hares
Just enjoy the run, instead
The shiggy level tonight
Will be just a one
Its mostly on streets
But still a lot of fun
The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because it is night
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail
Hares! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Chew Chew Ham Ham and HPV were the hares, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Dark Helmet acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the FRB, Just Stacey was the FBI and won the Brainless Award.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody submits one.
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Parking lot, SW corner of Main St and 8th Ave S, Safety Harbor, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/bmLZom3CyCv.
(Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM,
8th Ave Pub, 103 8th
Ave N, Safety Harbor, FL,
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking lot, SW corner of Main St and 8th Ave S.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers)
Chew Ham Ham and Head Plant VaJJ.
On After: 8th Ave Pub.
RSVP Requested: By email to
email@example.com, on event, at
on event, at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, by text/phone to number
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Coming.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.