Here's to Dark Helmet
And to the trail he laid too
He's our hare
For me and you
His trail today is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hare
Just enjoy the run, instead
The shiggy level is 1 or less
Mostly on road and sidewalks
Repeat after me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail
Hare! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Dark Helmet was the hare, Virgin Mobile was the RA, Puppy acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Virgin Mobile was the FRB, Just Darla S was the FBI and Dark Helmet won the Brainless Award winner for not having any ladies checks on trail.
Approximate Map of True Trail
What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: O'Toole's Irish Pub, 1215 W Brandon Blvd, Brandon, FL 33511, https://goo.gl/maps/PwSFuFMGGmw.
On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM for dinner/pre-lubing, in O'Tool's.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking lot just east of O'Tool's, in front of Pet's Mart, next to Brandon Blvd, https://goo.gl/maps/bRURB6pJd9F2.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 0.69, 1-5 scale, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hare: Dark Helmet.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
On After: O'Toole's Irish Pub.
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