Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1398
Wed, Feb 20th, 2019
Virgin Mobile's 6th JRH3 Lay
Here's to Virgin Mobile
And to the trail he laid too
He's our hare
For me and you
His trail today is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hare
Just enjoy the run, instead
Virgin is injured and can't run
But he's haring anyway
He's doing his fair share
On his 6th JRH3 lay
The shiggy level is 1.69
Its a traditional type trail
No need to wear a dress
Repeat after me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail
Hare! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Virgin Mobile was the hare, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker (BPAW) was the RA, Dab acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash and Hash Flash, BPAW was the FRB, These Are The Tits You Are Looking For was the FBI and Virgin Mobile won the Brainless Award winner for a multiple of haring infractions.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: W side of Gadsen Park, just N of the Mac Dill AFB, at the very end of S Himes Ave, 6856 S Himes Ave, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/tBZcPSx8tFT2.
On Before:5:30 - 6:30 PM, dinner/pre-lubing, Tijuana Flats, 4027 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/twmd3dDyKqs.
Check In: 6:45 - 7:30 PM, W side of Gadsen Park.
Trail:7:30 PM , about 3 mi, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
RSVP Requested: By email to
firstname.lastname@example.org, on event, at
on event, at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, by text/phone to number
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.