Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1422
Wed, Jul 10th, 2019
Marco Drildo's 3rd Virgin Lay...
Here's to Marco Drildo
And Will Sing For Head too
They're are hares
For me and you
This is Marco's 3rd Virgin Lay
He was almost trained before
But then he got distracted
Over some whore
There trail tonight
Its said to be live
But we suspect that to be
A little bit of jive
The shiggy level
Is supposed to be low
But expect to get your feet wet
Or at least one toe
Repeat after me!
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Hares us do catch us
Hounds no bite us
Trail do delight us
In the name of the flour
And the shitty run
Hares, how much time do you need?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Marco Drildo & Will Sing For Head were the hares, Tootsie Hole was the RA, Taint Tickler was the FRB, JRH3 first timer, Just Amanda B was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award for just another shitty trail. We also welcomed back gone too long hasher Ben Gay who moved away but was back in town on business. We coincidentally started trail from the parking lot next to the hotel where he was staying.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Map compliments of Marco Drildo
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Mugs Sports Bar and Grill, 13563 Icot Blvd, Clearwater, FL 33760, https://goo.gl/maps/317kSSf5P9U6svDp6.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PMin Mugs.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM,parking area west of Mugs and south of the Holiday Inn, https://goo.gl/maps/efQevJuez3CDqqVY8.
Trail:7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 2.69, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hares:Marco Drildo and Will Sing For Head.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers)payable by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1422.htm.
RSVP Requested: RSVP Requested: To firstname.lastname@example.org, on event, https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, or by text/phone to number below. Any media accepted.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.