Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1448
Sat, Dec 14th, 2019
Dark Helmet's & Blo N Go's Trail
Here's to Dark Helmet
And Blo N Go too
They're our hares
For me and you
You can't catch the hares
Because trail's already set
The shiggy level is a one
Not really much of a threat
So we can get going
And get on about
Which way is your trail
Which way is on out
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Dark Helmet & Blo N Go were the hares, 2 Thighs was the RA, Dab acted as the Hash Flash, OnSec and collected hash cash, Blo N Go drove the beer truck, Just Eric was the FRB, Roachnado was the FBI, and Marco Drildo won the Brainless Award for saying there are kilometers in the US. We welcomed new comers Hot Wet Discharge, Upskirt Butt Squill & Master Baster.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon if somebody submit one.
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Goolsby Pointe Shopping Center (Publix), 11667 Boyette Rd Riverview, FL 33569, https://goo.gl/maps/FWgaGbgEKfV9u1nG9. Park at the east end by Sage Dry Cleaners.
On Before: 1-2 PM (if desired), Leaven Brewing, 11238 Boyette Rd Riverview, FL 33569, https://goo.gl/maps/YFgAbEj7kGDxyqMZ7, 1 mile east of the starting location.
Check In: 2-3 PM, behind Sage Dry Cleaners, https://goo.gl/maps/Nvi7EXPwxUYT9H6K8.
Trail: 3 PM, 3± mi turkey, 5+ mi runners, shiggy level 1, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water + snacks, $7 for beer drinkers + snacks, $10 for hard cider & hard seltzer water + snacks, payable by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to firstname.lastname@example.org, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After:Casa de Dark Helmet y Blo N Go, 11522 River Country Dr, Riverview FL 33569, https://goo.gl/maps/Ugj5YJP1k1VCeM2U8, 2.1 miles from the starting location, https://goo.gl/maps/fHiqKe9fEmwN7Cb49. The pool should be heated and the hot tub more so. Suits are recommended, especially during daylight hours. Food (homemade chili with fixings), beer, wine and soda will be provided. If you have special dietary needs or fetishes, bring your own shit and we will be happy to heat it for you.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.