Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1452
Wed, Jan 1st, 2020

Virgin Mobileís Fock Ur Die It 2020 Trail

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Hare Toast

Here's to Virgin Mobile
And Cum Thing About Mary too
They're our hares
For me and you

Their trail is live
So try to snare the hares

Or just take your time
If nobody cares

The shiggy level will be
A one point zero six nine
So trail won't be very hard
It will be pretty benign

Its going to be dark on trail
So carry a light
We don't want you to get lost, or hit
As that would really bite

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Hare do delight us

In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail

How much time do you need?

Hares away!

Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Virgin Mobile and Cum Thing About Mary were the hares, Metawhorical Sunshine was the guest RA, Dab acted as OnSec and collected hash cash, Rektal Speilunker was the FRB, Peas On My Face was the FBI, and Meta won the Brainless Award for taking a photo of herself while she was trying take a photo of something on trail. Out of town visitor Beer Necessities attended.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon if somebody submit one.

Event Info

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Jimmy Johnís Gourmet Sandwiches, 4546 W Kennedy Blvd Tampa, FL 33609,, by the Westshore Mall.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: None, not on this one due to the nature of this particular hash trail. See trail info below about dinner.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, behind Jimmy Johns.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ miles, walker and dog friendly. Shiggy level 1.069, Donít eat dinner! Sustenance on trail!

Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water + snacks, $7 for beer drinkers + snacks, $10 for hard cider & hard seltzer water + snacks, payable by cash, check, money order, Venmo at, Zelle, or Cash App, to, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Hares: Virgin Mobile & Cum Thing About Mary.

On After: To be determined.

Who's Going:
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ and/or, once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.

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Phone Number: 813-943-4855.