Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1466
Wed, Feb 5th, 2020
Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill
Pick Up Hash
PICK UP HASH TOAST & INSTRUCTIONS
Our trail today, will be a pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash
We'll give 'em 1 minute, to set their trail
This hare should get caught, without fail
Whoever catches them, will become the new hare
And we'll give them, a minute, just to make it fair
You cannot snare the hare, that most recently caught you
Because that would restrict the hares, to only just a few
If 5 minutes go by, and the hare's
still being sought
The hare should just stop, to be easily caught
(unless they want to be called a racist)
Trail will go on, for about an hour
Or until we absolutely, run out of flour
Once an hour is near, it would be very smart
If the hare would lay trail, back to the start.
Go back to the start, once an hour has passed
As this is the longest, trail should last
Repeat after me;
Breast this hare,
Blast their trail
Packus do catch 'em
In pursuit of the flour
And the shitty run
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Our hares, Virgin Mobile and Cum Thing About Mary had to cancel as hare because they both weren't feeling well (flu or something). So, we used the same starting location for a pick up hash. HPV was the first hare, who got a 10 minute head start. The rest of the hares got a 1 minute head start, except for Just Morgan who got a 2 minute head start after the beer stop. Locked Up Abroad was the 2nd hare upon catching HPV, Menage caught Locked Up Abroad, BPAW caught Menage and Just Morgan caught BPAW. Just Morgan took us to the beer stop and then hared away again to take us to the end. Except nobody really followed Just Morgan's trail to the end since we all knew where we were going after the beer stop, which was back to the start. So most of the pack beat the hare back to the start. Peas On My Face acted as RA, Just Matt A was recognize at the FRB in, but since he was on a bike, the real FRB was Buffy The Bike Bitch Slayer, who aborted trail soon after leaving the start and just wend directly to the end. Since this was a live trail, he didn't need to make it to the end. The first person to the end is the FRB, period. Roachnado was the FBI and Peas drank for Virgin Mobile and Cum Thing About Mary who won the Brainless Award for bailing as hares claiming they were both sick. And we welcomed back out-of-town visitor He Whore from the TRASH H3. Finally, we name Just Eric L as "2 Rung Circus". You'll have to come out to our next trail and ask him why.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon if somebody submits one?
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill, 8020 Citrus Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33625, https://goo.gl/maps/8puaMDPGarG1DYw6A. Its just SE of the Citrus Park Mall.
(Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM,
in Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, in the SE corner behind Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill, https://goo.gl/maps/J8duqR4KXy9dqcsM9.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Remarks: Bring vessels, bones, something to blow and virgins.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Mobile and Cum Thing About Mary.
On After: Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an
email to firstname.lastname@example.org,
a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event
created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to
support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1466.htm.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_02_05-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.