Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1471
Wed, Mar 4th, 2020

Tainted Love & Gaaayyy's Trail

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Hare Toast

Here's to Tainted Love
And Gaaayyy too
They're our hares
For me and you

Because trail is live
The hares can be caught
So catch them if you can
The hares should be sought

Its going to be dark
On trail tonight
So make sure you have a light
As getting lost would bite

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Hares do delight us

In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail

How much time do you need?

Hares away!

Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Tainted Love and Gaaayyy were the hares, 2 Thighs was the RA, Dab was the On Sec/Hash Cash and HPV was the Hash Flash. HPV was the FRB and Pork The Clown was the FBI. Metawhorical Sunshine won the Brainless Award for acrobatics on trail. It was announced during circle that WE NEED A HARE FOR NEXT WED, MAR 11TH AND FOR SAT, MAR 14TH FOR A GREEN DRESS/DRESS GREEN HASH! Since we could not see the on after from the start and nobody really ever visited it before, nobody went there. However, Tainted Love did invite everyone over to his house afterwards for some vegetable soup Gaaayyy had made.

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Trail Info

Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1471
Wed, Mar 4th, 2020

Tainted Love & Gaaayyy's Trail

What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Winn Dixie parking lot, in Elfers Square, 6033 SR-54 W, New Port Richey, FL 34653,

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Winn Dixie parking lot.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale),

Hares: Tainted Love and Gaaayyy.

Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo at, Zelle, or Cash App, to, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Danny’s Bar, 3105 Grand Blvd, Holiday, FL 34690, Directions from the start,

RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ and/or, once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.

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Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.