JRH3 Trail #1521
Wed, Apr 28th, 2021
Rectal's Beer Day Hash
Bring Gifts!
Facebook:
https://fb.me/e/1I2BUhoPB
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Hare Toast
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Here's to Rectal Room Mate..
Our birthday boy
He's our hare
And a real boy toy
His trail is pre-laid
So he can't be caught
Just enjoy following trail
And what not
Its going to be dark
on trail tonight
So be very careful
And carry a light
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail
Which way is
on out?
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Rectal Room Mate was the hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, 2 Rung was the FRB and
Cow Fluffer was the FBI. Septic Yank was the was the Brainless Award winner
even though he wasn't there, Yours Truly Dabadoo, acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash and Beer Meister and
KISS acted as
Hash Flash.
Dab
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
Jolly Roger H3 #1521
Trail number FOUR of 8 in the continuing saga of this farcical endeavor. OR . .
. and then there were 4 (Masterbator Interrogator has dropped out of the
running).
Our hare (Rectal Roommate) took us on an adventure in Brandon last night,
followed by a pack of about 12 in chase . . . well, not really (it was a dead
hare trail). 😊 There were plenty of brambles, and sidewalk, as this trail left
the 3 runners waiting for the rest to meander on home. Surprisingly little trail
treasure made its way back to the circle, considering the crap we ran through.
Dark Helmet led us in circle, with much joy and frivolity, as we celebrated the
end of Rectal’s most recent lap around the sun. In the end, it was indeed, just
another S H I . . . sing it with me . . . T T Y . . .
Hazukashii
Approximate Map of True Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
Theme: This is Rectal Room Mate's Beer Day Hash! Everyone is encouraged to bring Rectal a gift, even if its a on old pair of smelly socks. Gag gifts are Okay too!
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Brandon Hooters, 10023 E Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://g.page/BrandonHooters?share. They have great crab legs! The chicken is Okay too.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, behind Ethan Allan,
https://goo.gl/maps/tzTL2naMim9jems56.Trail:
7:30 PM, 3+ mile, with 1.5 maximum shiggy level (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Brandon Hooters
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Who's Going So Far:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1521.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on
the Facebook Event, at
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