JRH3 Trail #1618
Wed, Jan 11th, 2023
Farewell To Elmer's - Hash

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Hare Toast


Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Math Sucks & Septic Yank were the hares, although Septic Yank pre-laid the trail a day or two prior and was not actually present at the hash. KISS was the RA, 2 Rung Circus was the FBB, WishBoneHer was the FBI and Jewban Penile Crisis won the Brainless Award for getting into what he though was his car and then spilling beer in it. We welcomed JRH3 1st timer Just Lucinna L to the JRH3 hash.


Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

You know it was a good night for hashing with 0% chance of rain when O4Whore makes it out. Although she might not have made the trek had she known about the shiggy that SepticYank had planned for the pack [insert evil laugh]. Indeed, some hashers "got both feet wet", while others hashed smarter-not-harder and found a work around. I heard JustLucianna made use of a discarded shopping cart and built a bridge across the parasite-infested canal... brilliant! Well some of those shortcuts worked out and others resulted in a missed T/E split, such that our resident FRB, 2RungCircus, ran the turkey trail and arrived at Beer Check about 69 minutes before the last turkeys who had inadvertently taken the eagle trail. In end circle, JustMJ earned her JRH3 blowjob but was too busy with other nuts in her mouth to be bothered with blowing Hazukashii's "whistle". We later asked him if it was the worst bj he ever got, to which he replied "not by a long shot!" Next time, we'll have to take notes from SuckItUpDaisy, who demonstrated her ball-handlng and juggling expertise with a set of glowing orbs. Likewise, WishBoneHer excitedly declared herself the "JRH3 stunt cunt" for life. HPV was less enthusiastic about getting tapped as the stunt liver for SepticYank, who had actually prelayed with MathSucks and then absconded to Taiwan so he didn't have to deal with the fallout. The brainless award was a heated contest, but in the end JewbanPenileCrisis won it for mistaking JustAshley's SUV for his own, rifling through it and spilling an entire beer on her driver's seat. Then KISS and BovineFromBehind led us in a ridiculous double-time version of Swing Low before we all got a piece.

Announcement: We NEED A HARE for January 25. Also many dates in February and March.

Approximate Map of True Trail

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Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1618
Wed, Jan 11th, 2023
Farewell To Elmer's - Hash

Theme: Elmers Sports Cafe, one of JRH3's favorite hash bars, will be closing its doors permanently in just a few short weeks from now. So, we thought it would only be fitting to go there one more time before they close.

here: Meet in the circle, at the west end of the street, at approximately 3812 Pinewood St, Tampa, FL 33616, https://goo.gl/maps/tarrbCT1FNJkwcBj9. Going south on Dale Mabry, its the last street on the right just prior to entering the Mac Dill AFB's Dale Mabry main gate.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6 PM, Elmer's Sports Cafe, 5206 S MacDill Ave, Tampa, FL 33611, https://goo.gl/maps/nHQsUhxSdc752b5T6.

Check In: 6-7 PM, west end of Pinewood St, https://goo.gl/maps/53pbVeCLQipycbPH9

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 2, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.

Hares: Math Sucks & Septic Yank.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

On After: Elmers, same as the on before, https://goo.gl/maps/5zberDqo3yKMHhw17.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1618.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/2cUQ99OJQ, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-01-11-Printer-Copy.htm.