JRH3 Trail #1629
Wed, Feb 8th, 2023
Moon's Liver Trail

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Hare Toast


Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Moon, an out-of-town visiting hasher from Pittsburg was the hare, KISS was the RA, Math Sucks was the acting GM, Hash Cash & Scribe. 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, Bum Chum was the FBI and yours truly, Dab, won the Brainless Award (in absentia) for catching COVID on the cruise without even having sex.


JRH3 Scribe

The Annual Pittsburgh invasion! We had 22 humans and 4 dogs at start, including the long-gone WeaponsOfAssDestruction and a visitor from Mountainbeers (Morgantown, WV) - HeWhoCuntBeNamed. After a skirmish or two among our over-eager pack of hounds, the hares (Moon and Rexine) gave a quick chalk talk to tell us that F means "false trail" and 3 lines would mean "BVC". But do you think any of us half-minds were actually paying attention?? Rather, the group was busy gossiping about the numerous (real or imagined) threesomes and other sexual shenanigans on last week's JRH3 cruise. After a portion of trail that included a check into a tunnel (fake out!), we eventually found a beer check loaded with amazing/shitty Pittsburgh beer. Yum! Next, we all survived the ravenous alligators in the pond behind International Plaza, snapping photos as proof of our bravery. Later on, JewbanPenileCrisis saved the lives of AnalBeadz, Math, and TBoner with the use of tech on trail - chivalry... At the end, the FRBs were 2Rung and BumChum, whose fast feet kept SundaySchoolStroker scrambling to keep up for the entire 4.25 mile circuit. We also learned that NFNKayla lost not only her virginity in that Home Depot parking lot, but also a shoe on trail. Dabadoo earned the brainless in absentia for acquiring COVID on the cruise without even participating in any group sex. Next week, Hazukashii is up to hare and if you don't like the location please sign up to hare a trail in March.

Please note: The above story is entirely true, I know because it's now on the internet.

Math Sucks . .
JRH3 Scribe

Expanded Hash Trash

The cruise crowd was back in town, but some newly acquired COVID cases kept part of them away. We did, however, have a stunning pack of nearly 20 on hand this week. Moon from Pittsburgh was our guest hare, and set a fun trail out near the airport / International Plaza. We also had a gaggle of thirsty hashers from Pittsburgh riding on Moon’s coattails, and were his cheering section for this misdeed of a 5+ miles trail.

After explaining his marks to us, Moon sent us off down the road . . . but where were the marks. From the back of the pack we heard . . . go over towards Target. Eventually finding marks, we scurried down the sidewalk to find a big arrow pointing off into the dark, so off we go . . . into the dark. But was there any trail there . . . Hell No! With the pack milling about in confusion, our courageous hare, now standing on the arrow, points over the left and says trail goes that-a-way. The rest of the trail was good fun, but seems the trail fairies somehow dusted away some of the marks on the long straightaways, as we pondered our future.

All in all, it was a splendid evening of fun on the run. We closed up shop by enjoying dinner at Cigar City Brewing. Well done Moon, thanks for entertaining us.

Regular Attendee (when in town)

Approximate Map of True Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1629
Wed, Feb 8th, 2023
Moon's Liver Trail

Where: Central Tampa, just north of I-275 & Dale Mabry.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6 PM,
Cigar City Brewing, 3924 W Spruce St, Tampa, FL 33607, https://goo.gl/maps/Sb8YNtSbkkjKfb5H9.  
Check In: 6-7 PM, "tentatively", meet in the Home Depot overflow parking lot between Home Depot and the Dunkin Donuts, at approximately
1902 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33607. Its in the SW corner of Dale Mabry & Spruce https://goo.gl/maps/VuTeUce1tvyUB2yN9.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, with a shiggy level of 1, on at 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Remarks: Bring I.D. and cash. Brewery and beer stop are dog friendly.

Out-Of-Town visiting hasher, Moon, from Pittsburg, PA.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

On After: Cigar City Brewing, same as the on before, https://goo.gl/maps/pHAVPQgN1FxHVcDX6.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1629.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/2l4UUZhV9, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: Dab, 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-02-08-Printer-Copy.htm.