JRH3 Trail #1634
Wed, Mar 15th, 2023
Ides Of March - Toga Toga Togo - Et Too Brute

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Hare Toast


Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

KISS was the hare, Blo-N-Go was the RA at the start and Metawhorical Sunshine was the RA at the end. Haystack was the FRB and Chum Bum was the FBI. KISS retained the brainless award for her awesome trail.


Expanded Hash Trash

KISS’s birthday falls on the Ides of March, and although we are all half-minds the pack tried their best to dress in theme. ShittingBull showed up as a gladiator but refused to show anyone his “sword”. For SundaySchoolStroker, wearing a toga was a sacrifice that meant having only one nipple exposed, but he did it anyway for love of the birthday girl. Stogie (visitor from Palmetto H3) was either confused or making a political statement; along with his Roman toga he had the belt from a monk’s robe and a ninja headband. That was still better than the non-participants though. ThirdManIn (visitor from the DC area) claimed that, for professional reasons, he cannot be photographed wearing a sheet. And Haystack pulled a Haz by refusing the theme altogether. Anyway, MetawhoricalSunshine was supposed to RA but “forgot” that we changed start time last summer. Conspiracy theorists thought it was intentional though, BloNGo had to bravely step up and RA the opening circle in her place, risking a theme-related assassination by stabbing (et tu Brute?). The actual stabbing happened on trail - 2Rung was pierced by a roofing nail and is now known as 3Rung. BumChum, although dressed as a Greek goddess, played the role of Greek hero by running trail with the chimera (JustZora). Along the way, Dabadoo tried to convince VirginKatrina that, like Odysseus, he got his leg scar from a ferocious boar while on a hash trail as a wee lad. Only a minority of us accepted the challenge to climb the Roman watchtower to the beercheck. Eventually the last of our friends, Romans, and countrymen made it in and we convened the Senate. FreeWilly was recognized for reaching 50 JRH3 trails and will celebate by haring a tutu trail with OnAhead next week in Temple Terrace.

Math Sucks ..

My Gladius shall remain anonymous.

Shitting Bull

In reality, while walking and talking to Virgin Katrina on trail I discovered she had also had a left knee replacement and when we got back to the start I told her I'd show her mine if she show me hers and we did (knees that is).


There we were..on trail for Christina Delany Birthday celebration and..Ides of March! Xoxo and we eventually found our way *home*. There was much rejoicing! KISS hot to keep the honored Skull of Distinctive MisUnderstanding...it was a Shitty Trail

On Ahead

Lost on trail...Great time on trail...

Anal Beadz

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon?

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1634
Wed, Mar 15th, 2023
Ides Of March - Toga Toga Togo - Et Too Brute

Theme: Wear a toga, or other ancient outfit appropriate for the Ides of March. Don't know how to make a toga, go to https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Toga-out-of-a-Bedsheet to find out how.

Where: Charles B Williams Park, 309 N Hubert Ave, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/deFuWZLUTQz4Vfrv6.

On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5-6 PM, at the Press Box Sports Emporium, 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/CWUCGA2mBkDBMK9YA, https://goo.gl/maps/jNfCYv7Cmkj6H7327.

Check In: 6-7 PM, in the parking area for Charles B Williams Park, off of W Figg St, https://goo.gl/maps/BmFXHtZpprui376v6.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1, on a 1-5 scale where 5 is the toughest, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App, or Zelle to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

Hare: KISS.

On After: Press Box, https://goo.gl/maps/CWUCGA2mBkDBMK9YA, https://goo.gl/maps/wnru8yhF4w4qDsoo8.

RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event at https://fb.me/e/Nz0sK9za, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1634.htm.

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Phone/Text Number: Dab, JRH3 GM, 813-943-4855.