JRH3 Trail #1638
Wed, Apr 12th, 2023
Jewban Penile Crisis' Analversary Trail

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Hare Toast


Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Jewban Penile Crisis was the hare, Wish Bone Her was the RA for the start and Bovine From Behind was the RA at the end. Bovine was the FRB, Math was the FBI and Jewban won the brainless award for various hare infractions.


Expanded Hash Trash

Jewban brought us to an area of north Tampa to celebrate his hashiversary and the 2nd ever running of the Havana H3. For some of us the drive was nearly as far as the distance from FL to Cuba. But he provided Mojitos which were definitely worth the trip. Some of us must have imbibed too much or else the trail was laid en espanol, because we walked the first 3/4 mile of trail multiple times and couldn't figure the rest out. Dabadoo, while wandering that loop with 2 harriettes, explained that he couldn't bang us both because he'd get (more?) confused. Less confused than usual, 2rung easily followed trail to beer check. Or maybe CLIT, fueled by lots of matzo for the holiday, helped him out. Hazukashii, who lost trail and unknowingly ran right past beer check, was just looking forward to some spaetzle at the on after. I dunno, is there a German-Cuban-Passover joke in there somewhere? Back at the start, Wish & MathSucks popped a squat together behind an office building, and then 4 teenagers popped out of the dark right behind them. Wishboneher was so embarrassed she left before the runners even made it in. Bovine RA'd a fun, quick circle, but made the faux pas of asking the one harriette still present her age during a birthday down down. Next up, Haystack hares; location TBA.

Math Sucks . .
JRH3 Scribe

Approximate Map of True Trail

Compliments of Hazukashii

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1638
Wed, Apr 12th, 2023
Jewban Penile Crisis' Analversary Trail

Theme: This will be Jewban's Analversary Trail and the second running of the Havana Hash House Harriers, so there will be mojitos.

Where: "Near" Mr Dunderbak's Biergarten and Brewery, 14929 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33613, https://goo.gl/maps/PMFYEmZ3jUvMtmyA9.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, at Mr Dunderbak's, https://goo.gl/maps/5GqMNrvW8LcdUQAk8.

Check In: 6 - 7 PM, in the west parking lot of Pediatrix Cardiology, 15045 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33647, https://goo.gl/maps/Z3BNLE367BYw9Gh76. Its across the street (Gilligan's Way), just NE of Dunderbak's. 

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ trail with a shiggy level of 0.69 (on a 1-5 scale), www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as the later part of this trail will be in the dark.

Hare: Jewban Penile Crisis.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Same as the on before, at Mr Dunderbak's,  https://goo.gl/maps/UHbqdVnb1E1EgYMJ6.

Who's Going:  http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1638.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/3oNjkFmTK, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-04-12-Printer-Copy.htm.

Phone/Text Number: Dab, JRH3 GM, 813-943-4855.