JRH3 Trail #1654
Wed, Aug 2nd, 2023
Pick Up Hash!
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
KISS was the RA, Math Sucks, brought the beer, collected hash cash and acted as GM & On Sec, Eat My Pussy, from San Fransico, was the FRB, Bi-N-Bulk was the FBI and KISS won the Brainless Award.
Expanded Hash Trash
The Return to Bilmar Station. Apparently 2 Rung Circus was
trying to get back at the Pinellas crew for consecutive trails across the Bay by
bringing us back to the EXACT same starting location as last week. This week,
however, our fearless leader was away and so the dynamic duo of KISS and Math
Sucks had to wrangle the cats on their own. We gathered behind the bar where
multiple families, semi-truck drivers, and other randos kept wandering past
while we prelubed and circled up. The extensive chalk talk overwhelmed our
visitor from Frisco, Eat My Pussy, so much that when Jewban came up behind him
and commanded "bend over", he did it without question. Lucky for him, Jewban was
merely demonstrating a Naughty Check. On trail, the entire pack was utterly
confused within 10 minutes. With the one runner nowhere to be found and headed
in the wrong direction, the walkers reoriented themselves and then followed
trail through a park, several neighborhoods, and then to a bridge. Here they
dispatched Just Ed on a troll mission under the bridge in search of the shot
check. Mission accomplished. At that moment, the sky opened up and the walkers
were faced with the decision to return to start directly or carry on. Of course
the half-minds made the wrong decision and walked directly back in the downpour,
not realizing that they were within spitting distance of the hidden beer check.
The runner found neither the beer check nor the shot check, but did at least
enjoy a fishhook all to himself. Our RA decided to turn off the rain for circle,
but we kept it quick since the bar had a much better beer selection than the
backup beermeister. Bi N Bulk earned the FBI award, along with Eat My Pussy who
was FRB. 2 Rung returned some lost property to KISS in the best way a hasher can
– frozen within a block of ice. She earned the brainless for that one. And Anal
Beadz was peer pressured into saying he “may” be able to set trail next week.
Math Sucks . .
Acting GM, Hare Raiser, On Sec, Hash Cash and Scribe
Approximate Area For This Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
Wed, Aug 2nd, 2023
2 Rung Circus' Trail
Bilmar Station Trail - Take 2
2 Rung Circus' 12th JRH3 Lay from the same location as last week!
Where: West Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/shn377q6SL7BJQi36.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, Bilmar Station, Bar & Grill, 8501 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL 33615, https://goo.gl/maps/aqmmQsmniyt8479i6.
Check In: 6 -7 PM, NW area behind Bilmar Station, https://goo.gl/maps/J4UDa7zrSgr6TnMg7.
Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 2 (on a 1-5 scale), www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.
Hare: 2 Rung Circus.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, Venmo (at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS), or Zelle, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Bilmar Station, Bar & Grill same as the "On Before".
Consolidated Who's Going List: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1654.htm, from all sources.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/JPsoZf7g, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-08-02-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number/Email: Math Sucks, Acting GM, at email@example.com, or Dab, at 813-943-4855.