JRH3 Trail #1658
Wed, Sep 6th, 2023
Dab's 70th Beer Day - Trail
https://fb.me/e/6C4wkzszP
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Hare Toast
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None
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Yours Truly Dab was the hare, I brought the beer, acted as On Sec and Hash Cash and of course, JRH3 GM & Founder. Rectal Room Mate ran the circle at the start, Gator Ate My Penis ran the circle at the end, Bu-In-Bulk was the hash flash, 2 Rung was the FRB, MIA was the FBI and I got the Brainless Award for getting older.
Expanded Hash Trash
This week, Dabadoo recycled his 69th birthday trail from last
year to celebrate his upcoming 70th. When later called out on it, he claimed
that he's old and the only thing he remembers from last year is getting his
credit card back 😉 There was a huge turnout of hashers, including two JRH3
first-timers and a few gone-too-longs like TieMeDownDick and FingerInTheDyke.
WishBoneHer rolled up to the parking lot naked but SuckItUpDaisy loaned her some
shorts, thus depriving 30+ hashers from getting to see Wish's hot bare ass on
trail. In opening circle, Dab dazzled and amazed the pack with his awesome
aerosol can of spray chalk. Come on people - it's technology that is literally
older than Dab himself. On trail, some brave eagle hashers forged the
runoff-filled ditch, others took the longer, but drier turkey trail, and a few
others followed RectalRoommate and did some very successful ranging. However,
this "hash smarter, not harder" crew were then rewarded with an excessively long
count back to put them all in their places. Math, BiNBulk, and GrittyKitty got
treated to a WALL OF COCK; even though AnalBeadz ran away, 3 others got caught
in the trap. Dab was afraid that someone would repeat last year's faux pas of
buying "private time" with the ONLY stripper in the club and so skipped it
altogether, drinking in the parking lot beer check instead. Speaking of private
time: LockedUpAbroad monopolized all of FuckleUp's time on trail with his
software issues... and I dont mean the kind related to turning 70 years of age.
During down downs, Gator8 tagged in to RA. Hash curmudgeons BPAW and
SundaySchoolStroker grumbled about count backs, dead-hared trails, and hash
accusations that aren't 100% true. We voted that the birthday boy is too old for
GRC, so WeaponsofAssDestruction made sure to creep his way to a seat beside her
in the on after. Also being creepy at the on after, some rando told JustAl that
his sweat-stained hash shirt smelled good, and KISS was just glad that she
wasn't the first person tonight to fall over in the bar. Dab - thanks for the
excuse to eat cake, and GRC - thanks for all your work and providing food, beer,
and cake in the bar! Next week we have a first-time JRH3 hare: Chippenfail!
Math Sucks . .
JRH3 Scribe, Hare Raiser, Hash Cruise MOM & Alt GM
Approximate Area For This Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1658
Wed, Sep 6th, 2023
Dab's 70th Beer Day - Trail
https://fb.me/e/6C4wkzszP
Theme:
I (Dab) will be celebrating my birthday by laying a
trail for the JRH3. My actual birthday is Sep 8th. I'm
turning 70! And there will be FREE cake and other
goodies! Woo hoo!
Where:
Press Box Sports Emporium,
222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa,
FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/6Ap3G9gX8VC2.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5 - 6 PM, in the Press Box.
Check In: 6 - 7 PM,
Press Box's left rear parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/90ehn.
Trail: 7
PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 3 for eagles and 1 for turkeys (on a 1-5 scale), www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm,
trail.
Hare: Dab.
Hash Cash: $4
for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water,
regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular
beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and
snacks. Pay by cash, check, Venmo (at
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS), or Zelle, to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text
# 813-943-4855.
On After: Same as the on before, in the Press Box.
Consolidated Who's Going List: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1658.htm,
from all sources.
RSVP Requested: To
RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/6C4wkzszP,
send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us
know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to
support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we
will try to have it for you at this trail.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-09-06-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number/Email: Dab, at 813-943-4855,
or
dab@jollyrogerh3.com.