JRH3 Trail #1660
Wed, Sep 20th, 2023
Hazukashii's Back!
https://fb.me/e/2RvwEFh7d
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Hare Toast
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None
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Hazukashii was the hare, KISS was the RA, Dab acted as GM, Hash Cash, On Sec, Bi-N-Bulk acted as Hash Flash, Haystack was the FRB, Bi-N-Bulk was the FBI and KISS won the Brainless Award for being the RA and allowing it to rain during this hash.
Hare's Hash Trash
It was a rather warm day, but an hour before trail it began a steady rain that
cooled things off. It slowed down and even stopped raining before we took off on
trail, but soon after we were on trail, down it came again. Actually not as hard
as it looked like it was going to, and did not wash away the marks, but it was
steady.
The prepared trail was too much shiggy, so at the last minute, our hare Yours
Truly - Hazukashii, made a random trail that kept to the pavement where trail
marks could be better seen in the rain. It turned out to be an 8 km wash up,
with some interesting twists and turns. The pack of about a dozen were all in
shortly after the hare, and circle commenced. Short and sweet, we were in for
dinner by 9. Life is good.
Since there was no hare signed up for next week, we'll be back at the same spot
next week to run the intended trail . . . hopefully the weather will be on our
side then.
On On
Haz
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Scribe's Hash Trash
It was a solid turnout for this wet trail on the left side of the bridges - more
than half the pack were team Pinellas County. Before the pack was on out,
Dabadoo mentioned that there would be no beer check unless someone volunteered
to drive the beer van... so our two heroic harriettes (OrangeIsTheNewSnatch and
MathSucks) stepped up to provide liquid nourishment to their favorite wankers.
Unfortunately, no one told the 2 half-minds where to go so they just drove
around in circles until they spotted some walkers crossing a parking lot. This
impromptu beer check became a Tetris competition and it turns out that the
HaySnatch-mobile can, in fact, fit 7 hashers, 1 pup, and 1 beer cooler. I hear
JewbanPenileCrisis even got lucky in that clown car. Though the RA failed to
bring us acceptable hashing weather, and the beer van never found the runners,
it was the NYTimes that really cursed Hazukashii this Wednesday. The Wordle of
the day was "snare", and that's exactly what happened - speedsters
AccidentalAnal and Haystack caught the hare and pantsed him. In circle, BiNBulk
received a DOUBLE blow job from two harriers. While Chippenfail was quite the
eager beaver with that task, TamponPuller made us question his credentials, as
he did not seem to understand the whole "grab the string with your teeth and
pull" aspect of the tradition. ShittingBull, back from a few months of being
lost in the woods, honored our hare by sporting a new "high and tight"
USMC-style haircut. Haz, in turn, honored the pack with some awesome hash travel
souvenirs. Then Dab spent 69 minutes answering questions about the January
cruise and KISS traumatized JustEdith with her Rover song. Finally, we all
botched Swing Low multiple times then gave up and went to the bar. Next week we
try again at this same location - come take another bite of Haz's apple in North
St. Pete!
Math Sucks . .
JRH3 Scribe
Approximate
Map of Trail + Weather Radar of Approaching
Storm
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1660
Wed, Sep 20th, 2023
Hazukashii's Back!
https://fb.me/e/2RvwEFh7d
Note:
FREE JRH3
cups while supplies last! Attendees from the Wed, Sep
6th hash have priority though as it was a gimmie during
that trail but the cups hadn't been delivered from the
vendor yet. There are still about 35 cups remaining.
Safety:
Bring a
FLASHLIGHT
or
HEADLAMP
with you! Its that time a year again when it starts
getting dark before you're done with trail, so be
advised to bring something to show you the way....
Where:
Glory Days Grill, 9900 4th
St N, St Petersburg, FL 33702,
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yXkuBVRxXhHmY1YFA.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5 - 6 PM,
Glory Days Grill.
Check In: 6 - 7 PM, TBD
parking lot by Glory Days Grill.
Trail: 7
PM, 3-5 mi, shiggy level TBD, on a 1-5 scale, www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm,
trail.
Hare: Hazukashii.
Hash Cash: $4
for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water,
regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular
beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and
snacks. Pay by cash, check, Venmo (at
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS), or Zelle, to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text
# 813-943-4855.
On After: Glory
Days Grill.
Consolidated Who's Going List: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1660.htm,
from all sources.
RSVP Requested: To
RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/2RvwEFh7d,
send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us
know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to
support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we
will try to have it for you at this trail.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-09-20-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number/Email: Dab, at 813-943-4855,
or
dab@jollyrogerh3.com.