JRH3 Trail #1665
Wed, Nov 8th, 2023
KISS's Smokey Bones' Trail
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Hare Toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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KISS was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA and Math Sucks was the Acting GM, Beer Meister, Hash Cash, On Sec and Scribe, while Bi-N-Bulk & Peas On My Face both acted as Hash Flashes. The FRB and FBI were not identified.  Anal Beadz, who just showed up at the end and did not do trail, won the Brainless Award for not haring the week prior for not feeling well.



Hare's Hash Trash

Tigers and cougars and squirrels, oh my! Last night we returned to a familiar scene in Citrus Park to check up on Carole Baskin (that bitch!). Our favorite cougar, KISS, laid a live trail that did NOT have us walking up Nebraska Avenue. It did, however, have us tripping over dead squirrels and climbing through holes in fences. Unfortunately, the hare's squirrel-brain got turned around and she was snared by the hungry pack of tiger-hounds lead by Haystack. Several pack members were distracted by competing priorities when headed into end circle. PeasOnMyFace needed to find a place to pee, which turned into a place to poop and OrangeIsTheNewSnatch decided to go sweater shopping for her squirrel-sized dog. While waiting, BiNBulk tried to wrestle away from RectalRoommate the only cider in the cooler, then won by distracting him in a way only a harriette can. Chippenfail, star-struck by the TigerQueen and our CougarHare, serenaded us all with beautiful hash songs... all while never leaving his bougie camp chair. TaintlessSuperman drank for being a long-time-no-seer and ShittingBull took an honorary down-down as this was the first time he completed a KISS trail without getting lost. MathSucks, filling in as GM, was accusated for bringing "healthy" orange food. Though it was a very close election for brainless award, AnalBeadz won for bailing on trail last week (he was supposed to hare) and also failing to bring us any of the 69 pounds of leftover Halloween candy he has at home. Next week will be 2RungCircus's beerday trail and he promises to bring his virgin mother... if you can figure that one out..

Math Sucks
Scribe and almost everything else this week!



Attendees Comment

Wednesday night's shit show featuring Kiss! Crossing trails and briars stuck in hair was the main event.



Approximate Maps of Trail



What 2 Rung Circus did



What Haystack did



What Peas On My Face did

What Rectal did





Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1665
Wed, Nov 8th, 2023
KISS's Smokey Bones' Trail
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Where: Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill, 8020 Citrus Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33625, https://goo.gl/maps/8puaMDPGarG1DYw6A. Its just SE of the Citrus Park Mall.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, in Smokey Bones.

Check In: 6 - 7 PM, in the SE corner behind Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill, https://goo.gl/maps/J8duqR4KXy9dqcsM9.
 
Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level TBD, on a 1-5 scale, www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.

Safety: Bring a FLASHLIGHT or HEADLAMP with you! Its that time a year again when it starts getting dark before you're done with trail, so be advised to bring something "to show you the way".

Hare: KISS.

Acting GM: Math Sucks . .

Religious Advisor: Rectal Room Mate.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, Venmo (at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS), or Zelle, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Smokey Bones.

Consolidated Who's Going List: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1666.htm, from all sources.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/4CyEJZBsh, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-11-08-Printer-Copy.htm.

Phone/Text Number/Email:
 
Dab, at 813-943-4855, or dab@jollyrogerh3.com.