JRH3 Trail #1671
Wed, Jan 3rd, 2023
Odessa Hooter's Trail
(With a surprise hare!)
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Hare Toast
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Our trail today, will be a pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash

We'll give 'em 2 minutes to set their trail
This hare should get caught without fail

Whoever catches them will become the new hare
And we'll give them 2 minutes, just to make it fair

You cannot snare the hare that most recently caught you
Because that would restrict the hares to only just a few

If 5 minutes go by and the hare's still being sought
The hare should just stop to be easily caught
(unless they want to be called a racist)

Trail will go on for about one hour
Or until we absolutely run out of flour

Once an hour is near it would be very smart
If the hare would lay trail back to the start.


Go back to the start once an hour has passed
As this is the longest trail should last

Repeat after me;

Breast this hare, blast their trail
Packus do catch 'em, without fail

In pursuit of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run

On off!


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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It was a cool, wet night! Yours Truly, Dab, was the surprise hare. It was supposed to be a pick up hash with me as the first hare. To my surprise, I was the only hare. That's fine, I had an entire route planned out and it was in an area with a lot of restricted subdivisions and I knew how to get around them. Actually, I told the pack that if they caught me they'd have to become the new hare, but I didn't mind if they gave me a full 15 minutes or so to lay trail and possibly be the only one laying it, which is what happened.

The beer stop was supposed to be back at the start and then I had planned to hare away again, but everyone was satisfied with it being the end. So, off we went to Hooters for the on after. We were going to conduct the circle at the end in Hooters.
 
KISS was the RA, Anal Beadz was the FRB, Peas On My Face was the FBI and I won the brainless award for leaving the icon and a cooler at Anal Beadz house during the last JRH3 hash. That's why this trail was set in Odessa again, to make it easy for me to get the items back. I had to rush home after the last to tend to a non-hash situation.

Since it was a rainy, dark night, several of the pack members got lost on trail and just went back to the start after completing a good portion of trail. We didn't actually do a trail trial, but considering all the lost souls on trail, I'm sure it woud've been voted as "just another shitty trail!".

At the on after, Anal Beadz told me about an application he had that created artwork for the hashes. Several examples of this artwork, are at the end of the photos taken, enjoy!

We need a hare for next week! I am willing to bring the beer to St Pete, if necessary. If someone volunteers, I will stop by and pick up HPV on the way if anybody does.

On On
Dab



Hare's Hash Trash

Same as above.



Attendees Comment

Dead on trail, who needs a portable when you have the wide open yard, who had sex on trail?, we are so lost…, Dab is giving his new knees a work out and the navy showed up.

Peas



Approximate Maps of Trail



Coming soon if anybody sends a map.



Trail Info (actual data)

Odessa Hooter's Trail
(With a surprise hare!)
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Where: Odessa Hooter's, 16070 FL-54, Odessa, FL 33556, https://g.page/OdessaHooters?share.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, in Hooters.

Check In: 6 - PM, parking area just south of McDonalds, 16250 FL-54, Odessa, FL 33556, https://goo.gl/maps/8wy6BQ9DYD18xNM36.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi shiggy level 2 http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm trail.

Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Also, please carry a mobile phone with you on trail, especially if you are unfamiliar with the area in case you get lost, hurt, scared, mugged, etc. The days of technology on trail being an offense are long gone in this hash, for safety reasons.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Hare: Surprise Hare!

On After: Odessa Hooter's.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1671.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING" on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/1KyI2b4hp, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: https://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2024-01-03-Printer-Copy.htm.