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Position In order of best attendance (last 10 hashes) |
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JRH3 MISMANAGEMENT: The below positions were commandeered by the GM. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. Active mismanagement members attend between 5 and 10 out of the last 10 local hashes. Even appearances count for attendance, but not for awards. If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be commandeered into that position. If not, then just ask and you will eventually be given the opportunity to try your luck in that a position. Members are listed here in order of best attendance within the last 10 hashes. Out of town hashes, campouts and cruises do not count against mismanagement attendance. They are extra credit. Nor does missing hashes because of temporary reassignment in the military, job, or an extended vacations, etc. Ya just got to have a good reason to miss 10 or more in a row and still remain in a mismanagement position. After about 2 years in a position, appointees should expect to be replaced in their primary role(s) and become more of an alternate. Once you become a primary Religious Advisor you are automatically considered to be an Alternate GM and your other previous positions may no longer be listed on this chart. All mismanagement members are considered to be "Spare Hares" as well as other regular attendees with about 50% or higher attendance during the last 10 hashes. ELECTIONS: Once the JRH3 founder steps down from the incumbent GM position, at his discretion, future GMs will be elected by members having 50% or better attendance (out of the last 10 runs). GM elections will be every 2 years shortly after the JRH3 anniversary date of Jan 29. All other positions are appointed by the GM. |
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The below JRH3 Mismanagement members are listed in order of best, recent attendance, within the last 10 trails. |
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Founder, GM, Beer Meister, Hash Cash, Hare Raiser, Web Guy &
Alternate Everything Started the JRH3 Jan 29th, 2003 |
Dabadoo (Dab) |
Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash. |
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Spare Hare Commandeered in 2020 |
2 Rung Circus |
Steps up to hare when nobody else volunteers and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2021 Recent attendance 5/10 |
KeepItSimpleStupid(KISS) |
Conducts hash religion at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Hare Raiser, Hash Cruise Mistress Of Misadventures, Scribe & Alt GM Commandeered in 2021 & 2022 |
Math Sucks Let's F... |
Recruits hares, etc, and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Hash Flash Commandeered in 2024 |
Free Willy |
Takes photos and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Semi-Active Mismanagement |
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Semi-Active Mismanagement Members are members who's attendance is between 1 and 4 out of the last 10 "local" JRH3 hashes, but make themselves available to fill in when the "Active Mismanagement Members" cannot attend or perform. They are like back ups or alternates. Members in this category are normally not asked to vote on issues and will be considered inactive if their attendance stays below 50% too for long. | |||
Spare Hare Commandeered in 2022 Recent attendance 4/10 |
Shitting Bull |
Steps up to hare when nobody else volunteers and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Religious Advisor Commandeered in 2017 Recent attendance 3/10
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Dark Helmet |
Conducts hash religion at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Hash Flash Commandeered in 2022 |
Bi-N-Bulk |
Takes photos and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Senior Religious
Advisor
and SR Alt GM Commandeered in 2018 |
Rectal Room Mate |
Conducts hash religion at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Honorary Longevity Member(s) | |||
Member(s) deserving recognition as an Honorary Mismanagement Member because they have consistently contributed to the JRH3 for more than 10 years and at least occasionally still attend and perform their functions. |
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Founder, GM, Beer Meister, Hash Cash, Hare Raiser, Web Guy &
Alternate Everything Started the JRH3 Jan 29th, 2003 |
Dabadoo (Dab) |
Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash. |
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Alt On Sec/Alt Hash Cash Commandeered in 2003 |
Puppy |
Acts as Alt On Sec/Hash Cash; Signs hasher in as they arrive, collects hash and otherwise helps out as necessary. Duties. |
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eligious Advisor (RA) Commandeered in 2004 |
Will Sing For Head |
Alt RA, Conducts hash religion at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. Used to be a primary RA. |
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Haberdasher, Hash Artist, Cruise Planner & Game Hostess Commandeered in 2005 |
Gay Rodeo Clown |
Creates the artwork for most of our haberdashery items like T-shirts, mugs, patches, lanyards, backpacks, etc. She has attended the 4th most runs in the JRH3 (636) and has laid the 2nd most trails (111) with a ratio nearly 17.5%, as of 4-10-2021. Over the years she has acted as Alternate RA, Haberdasher, Event Mangler, Spare Hare, Hash Flash and Naming Mistress. Co-founded the JRH3 Pirate Invasion Hash Cruises where she acts as hostess for the hash games and challenges and has been on every JRH3 hash cruise since they started. Co-founder of the JRH3 Pirate Invasions at Ginnie Springs Campouts where she hared many trails and acted as hash cook several times. |
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Religious Advisor (RA)
& Alt GM |
Conducts hash religion at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Naming Meister, Raffle Meister, Alt Hash Flash & Alt RA Commandeered in 2010 |
Head Plant VaJJ |
Suggests possible naming candidates to the GM, hands out naming questionnaire forms to candidates, sees that complete questionnaires get passed around, introduces potential naming candidates during the circle at the start, reads the naming questionnaire to the pack during the circle at the end, provides the RA with the questionnaire to conduct the naming, conducts hash raffles, takes photos during the hash and the on after , acts as Alternate RA at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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JRH3 100s Run Hare & Alt RA Commandeered in 2012 |
Metawhorical Sunshine |
Has hared ever run equally divisible by 100 since the 800th JRH3 run! Conducts hash religion at the start and end and otherwise helps out as necessary. |
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Honorary Lost On Trail (Passed On) Hashers | |||
Commandeered in 2022 as a Spare Hare. Shitting Bull's (Cecil Johnson) first trail with the JRH3 was on Oct 28, 2020Feb 5th, 2003 and his last trail with us was on Feb 2nd, 2024 while on the JRH3's Annual Hash Cruise. Shitting Bull accomplished 58 JRH3 hashes and laid 12 JRH3 trails. Shitting Bull downed on Apr 13th, 2024 while attempting a water crossing at the Oklahoma Interhash. Shitting Bull and his life partner, Math Sucks . . were on a nation wide tour of the country in his RV, doing what they love to do, hashing and traveling, when this occured. Shitting Bull was a good friend to everyone he met and was loved by everyone. .God bless him and may he rest in peace. On Up! |
Shitting Bull | Spare Hare | |
Commandeered in 2005 as a Religious Advisor and Alternate GM. Kitty Litter's first trail with the JRH3 was on Feb 5th, 2003 and his last trail with us was on Mar 2nd 2019 where he drove the beer truck for us. Kitty attended 751 JRH3 hashes and laid 64 trails. He had the 2nd most trails with the JRH3 at that time. He passed away on Apr 29th, 2019 after fighting cancer for 6+ months. He is greatly missed. God bless him and may he rest in peace. On Up! |
Kitty Litter (Carl Schwartz) |
Was our longest lasting Religious Advisor, Alternate GM, and our self appointed Hash Historian. |
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Was never an actual member of JRH3 mis-management, however, Nathan contributed in another very unique way. He created body molding art out of plaster of paris for those desiring it. He made his service available at many on afters and hash campouts. Nathan attended 125 JRH3 hashes before he had a stroke in 2018 and then passed away on Dec 25th, 2018 after suffering from another stroke a few days prior. Both strokes were a result of his diabetes that he struggled with since childhood. He was a dear friend to everybody he knew and will be greatly missed. Rest in peas Nathan and On Up! |
Plaster Bait Her (Nathan Naylor) |
Plaster Molding Artist |
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He was never an official active member of JRH3 Mismanagement, but he was our Honorary Beer Truck Driver & Crash Space Provider. Commandeered in 2006-2018. Was always available to drive the beer truck, when needed and gave more out-of-town traveling hasher crash space more than anyone else. Larry passed away on Apr 2nd, 2018 after being permanently lost on trail due to brain cancer. He was a friend to all and is much missed. On Up I Be Smart! |
I Be Smart (Larry Graham) |
Was our "Honorary" Beer Truck
Driver, Crash Space Host and
otherwise helped out as necessary. |
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She was a very active and loved member of JRH3
Mismanagement for years as an OnSec, Scribe and most recently, Religious Advisor.
She was commandeered in 2008. She created the Annual JRH3
Football's Back Hash, Hared 2 JRH3 Pirate Red Dress Runs and was up to hare a
3rd before she was fatally hit by a car on trail,
in Orlando, on Aug 29th, 2014, doing what she loved to do among friends,
hashing. She was
a treasure and is much missed. God bless her and may she rest in peace. On Up! |
B&B Bed-N-Bucfest (Debra Desmond) |
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Info coming soon. | Stroke |
Regular attendee. |
Photo coming soon. |
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Inactive, Mismanagement Positions | ||
Mismanagement members who's attendance falls below 1 out of the last 10 JRH3 hashes, without good reason, are automatically moved into the below, "Inactive" status. Nobody ever actually gets fired, or retired from the JRH3 mismanagement, as long as they occasionally show up. However, after 2 years they may become an alternate position to allow for fresh blood to get experience, or if their attendance stays below 5 out of 10 for a prolonged period of time. Or, they may become semi-inactive, or inactive and should expect to be called upon at any time to resume their previous job. |
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Hostitute | Religious Advisor | Commandeered in 2003 |
Virgin4Life | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2003 |
WillSing4Head | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2004 |
DickRash | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2004 |
Tampon | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2004 |
DeadFishTaco | Scribe (Hash Trash) |
Commandeered in 2004 |
DeBoner | Scribe (Hash Trash) |
Commandeered in 2004 |
MoreSex | Song Mistress |
Commandeered in 2004 |
Oedafist | CheesyHo |
Commandeered in 2005 |
RacingStripes | Spare Hare |
Commandeered in 2005 |
KittyLingus | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2006 |
GooLiteSpecial | On Sec | Commandeered in 2007 |
RoomService | Hash Flash | Commandeered in 2007 |
CaughtFromBehind | Religious Advisor | Commandeered in 2007 |
Chaptized | Alt Grand Master | Commandeered in 2007 |
Chaptized | Hash Chaplain | Commandeered in 2007 |
Begs2Cum | Spare Hare |
Commandeered in 2007 |
3.5"Floppy | SongMeister |
Commandeered in 2007 |
XenaThePrincessWarrior | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 200 8 |
BenGay | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2008 |
JuggleThese | Hash Jester |
Commandeered in 200 8 |
GooLiteSpecial | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2008 |
HarelipDog | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2008 |
Bed&BucFest | On Sec |
Commandeered in 2008 |
Bed&BucFest | Scribe |
Commandeered in 2008 |
LightningRod | OnSec |
Commandeered in 2008 |
NautiCallGirl | OnSec |
Commandeered in 2009 |
GatorAteMyPenis | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2009 |
KittyLitter | On After Song Meister |
Commandeered in 2007 |
KittyLitter | Hash Rubber |
Commandeered in 200 8 |
SaigonSally | Hash Flash |
Commandeered in 200 9 |
Likes2Watch | Beer Truck Driver |
Commandeered in 2010 |
HotQuarterLoad | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2010 |
AccidentalAnal | Hash Flash |
Commandeered in 2010 |
WannaEarnAnA | OnSec |
Commandeered in 2010 |
BlindPussy | Song Meister |
Commandeered in 20 09 |
BlindPussy | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 20 09 |
GayRodeoClown | Hare Raiser |
Commandeered in 2010 |
CasualFriday | Religious Advisor |
Commandeered in 2010 |
CasualFriday | Scribe |
Commandeered in 20 08 |
WhineyBitch | OnSec |
Commandeered in 201 0 |
GayRodeoClown | H3vent Mangler |
Commandeered in 20 07 |
TaintTickler | Raffle Meister |
201 0 - 2012 |
ShipWrecktum | Religious Advisor | 2010 - 2013 |
ThumperHumper | Song Meister | 2011 - 2013 |
SpicyDickSlapper | Haberdasher | 2012 - 2014 |
IndaLinda | Scribe | 2011 - 2014 |
BlowingForGold | OnSec | 2013 - 2014 |
Bed-N-Bucfest | Religious Advisor | 2014 -2014 |
SmackMyBitchUp | Hash Flash | 2013 - 2014 |
SpicyDickSlapper | Religious Advisor | 2012 -2014 |
IndaLinda | Hash Trash | 2012 - 2014 |
SnatchWrapper | Hash Flash | 2013 - 2015 |
UrineTrouble | OnSec | 2011-2015 |
DiaperDasher | SpareHare | 2011-2015 |
ThumperHumper | Religious Advisor | 2013 - 2015 |
Dog F'cker | Religious Advisor | 2014 - 2015 |
RangerRalph | Religious Advisor | 2014 - 2015 |
BermudaLoveTriangle | Spare Hare | 2015 -2015 |
WillyWankaAndTheCumFactory | OnSec & Hash Flash | 2013 -2016 |
LumberjackOff | Spare Hare | 2015-2016 |
NoTitsForYou | Religious Advisor | 2015-2016 |
IndaLinda | OnSec | 2011-2016 |
AccessAllAreas | OnSec | 2015-2016 |
ClitterPuss | HashFlash | 2016-2016 |
Shitty Name | Religious Advisor | 2011-2016 |
F'ckleUp | Religious Advisor | 2010-2017 |
WillSing4Head | Religious Advisor | 2004-2017 |
BloodySanchez | Religious Advisor | 2016-2019 |
Puppy | OnSec | 2003-2019 |
Tootsie Hole | Religious Advisor | 2019-2019 |
Virgin Mobile | Religious Advisor | 2018-2020 |
Quick'n Moans | OnSec | 2019-2021 |
Capt Mike | Beer Tuck Driver | 2020-2022 |
2Thighs And A Side | Religious Advisor | 2015-2022 |
Sheep It In The Family | On Sec | 2022-2022 |
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker | Religious Advisor | 2017-2022 |
HeadPlantVagina (HPV) | Namings, Raffle, HashFlash, Alt RA | 2010-2023 |
Shitting Bull | Spare Hare | 2022-2024 |