Circle Up: Trail #1692, Apr 17th, 2024: READ This! "Circle up for Trail #1692! 

Chalk: "If you haven't already done so, please put your chalk in the orange bucket!

Hare Down Down: ASK THE HARES IF THEY WANT TRAIL TRIAL!  If not, just sing SHI-TTY TRAIL, Shitty Trail.... And then thank them for volunteering to hare.

1st Timers, Virgins:
Good time? Cuming back? Entertainment?

Visitors & Returning Visitors:
Song from your home hash?

FRB__________________, FBI__________________ The end only, not the BS! Nobody cares about the BS!

Whistles: 5 Runs:JustCheyinG, KangerOops, TwerkingQueen Bananas:10:AnAudiBrokeMyHeine(EdS), DildoShaggins, JustMaryJoM, CLIT, Re-ErectorSex 25:AnalBeadz, HotNutz, LadyGagGag, TaintlessSuperman 50:ShittingBull, Tongue-In-Cheek 200:U-Drive 275:MathSucks Hare Tags: 10:2RungCircus, ShittingBull 30:MathSucks 40:MetawhoricalSS 50:Hazukashii Note: Note: Hare tags still need to be purchased!

Previous Brainless Award Winner: Chippenfail,
SepticYank, HotNutz, NeverEndingWhorey, JustCheyin&StephanieG, JustYoshiS, KISS, NoF'kNoBond, Dab, AnalBeadz.

Today's Brainless Winner: Fill in name here

Chalk Suckers: "Does anybody still have chalk? If so, come in for a down down because I asked for it earlier."

General Accusations:
Birthdays, Not hared in 6 months, Themeless, Gone2Lng, LateCmr, Awrdls, H3 Attire, Auto Hashing, Shoes, Departing, Other?

Namings, Announcements: Need hares? Next hash? Major Events? Where's the On after?

Closing Song:
Suggest you conduct a short version unless we have "local" virgins.

Circle at the Start