Hash Songsm
Some of the Standard Songs Sang at the Jolly
Roger H3
All of the below songs end with the words "drink it down down down down,......"
Jolly Roger H3 Theme Song
By Diaper Dasher
This is your down down song
This is your
down down song
It is not
very long
Mayor of Base Water
The Mayor of Base Water,
he has a lovely daughter,
and the hairs on her dicky diver,
hang down to her knees.
And the hairs!
And the hairs!
And the hairs of her dicky diver
hang down to her knees,
One black one,
one white one,
and one with a little light on,
to show you the way....
What a Wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank..
What a wank ,what a wank, What a wank, wank wank, wank.
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, whata wank,
what a wank, wank, wank.
Brother Hashers
Here's to brother hashers,
brother hashers,
brother hashers.
Here's to brother hashers,
may they chug-a-lug.
They're happy,
they're jolly,
they're fucked up by golly.
Here's to brother hashers,
may they chug-a-lug.
So, drink chug-a-lug, drink
chug-a-lug
rink chug-a-lug,
drink chug-a-lug
drink.
Here's to fellow hashers may they chug-a-lug
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Alternate Birthday Song
Hashy birthday
to you,
Hashy birthday to you,
You look like a hasher,
And you smell like one too.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Farewell Song
We hate to see you go.
We hate to see you go.
We hope the f*ck you never come back,
but, we hate to see you go!
Meet The Hashers
Hashers, meet the hashers.
They're the biggest drunks in history.
From the, town of your town,
they're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds,
trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them,
as they down a lot of beers,...
In Heaven There Is No Beer
In heaven ther is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
So when we're gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.
Twenty Toes
There is a game called twenty toes,
its played all over town.
The women play with ten toes up,
the men with ten toes down,...
He's The Meanest
He's the meanest.
He's sucks the horses penis.
He's the meanest,
he's a horses ass.
Every since he found it
sll he does is pound it.
He's the meanest,
he's a horses ass!
Sally In The Alley
Sally in the ally
Sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg
And farted like a man.
Wind from her ass
Blew out six windows,
Cheeks of her ass went
Bam, bam, bam,
Shitty Trail
S H I , TTY, T R A I L,
Shitty trail,
Shitty trail,
the mother f'cker
set a shitty trail.
I'd rather another beer.
than run this shitty trail,
S H I, TTY, T R A I L
Tit Song
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee,
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Hym
Hym, Hym,
F*ck Hym....
Drunk Song
Drunk last night.
Drunk the night before.
Gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I've never been drunk before.
'Cause when we're drunk,
We're as happy as can be,
'Cause we're all part of the hasher family.
Count Down
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
God Bless My Underpants
God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns
when I run, or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the legholes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this.
Two Legged Wonder
I'm looking under,
A two legged wonder,
That I overlooked before,
First comes the ankles,
and then comes the knees,
then comes the thighs,
and then the hinney.
I'm looking under,
A two legged wonder,
That I overlooked before.
Virgin DD Song
(By WittyTittyCarrotCommittee)
You put your cup in your hand.
You put the beer in the cup.
You put it to your lips
and you lift the bottom up.
If you let it leave your mouth,
you give your cranium a douse.
So, make sure you drink it down,
down, down, down,....
Gone Too Long Song
Where, oh where, were you last hash?
Why did you let us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even hare.
So, wer fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.
The Naming Song
(By LUckyStrike)
How many trails must a virgin go down,
before receiving a name?
How many stupid things must they do,
before achieving their fame.
Well, your naming is here,
so go and drink a beer.
Its time to find you a name.
So Hashy Together
Imagine
Flour & Beer,
-- a squat to pee
No matter where the tit check is,
they're fun to see
So Jolly Roger is the Hash
(where) you want to be
no matter the weather...
...I can't see me hashing with anyone but you
-till the keg runs dry!
When we drink beer, Baby, it makes me just goo
- (so) zip down your fly...
We're Hashing Together!!!
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