Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #734
Double Virgin Lay Hash
Sunday, December 11th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

Haring this trial
For their virgin lay
Is Fairy Met Sally and Phythagorean Seamen
Teaching them to set trail is Inda Linda in her own sexy way

Through the wood and shiggy
And all the other right spots
In hopes of finding the beer
And all the shots

Repeat after me...


Hash Trash(es)

Puppy acted as the RA at the start and former JRH3 RA Will Sing For Head run the circle at the end. IndaLinda, Pythagorean Semen & When Fairy Met Sally were the hares, Puppy was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and the Urine Trouble won the brainless award. It should be noted that this trail got 100% thumbs up. Good going guys!


Trail started off with 3 incredibly stylish hares (Fairy, Pythagorean Semen and myself) dressed in formal black. All the hashers glided to the first shot stop in the middle of a field where hashers had to earn their toe tag. What they did to earn their toe tag was entirely up to P-thag. He wasn't pleased with Urines performance so that should give you a clue as to the nature of the task. The whole pack missed the WOBabes conveniently placed in front of the frat house (at the frats request) but made it to the beer stop where a sweaty game of Twister was played. Not only is Access fast but she's flexible too. Apparently so is Fairy and Will Sing. Then hashers got to fly above a lake on a check lined with glitter before end circle. End circle was purposefully placed near a bees nest which was unfortunate for Will Sing and we all had a good helping of Thumper Humpers Swedish fish while Shitty Name only got to watch. At the on-after the ladies ordered the Wiener Schnitzel with the white cream sauce. I'll let you visualize. As the Germans would say it was just another Scheisse trail and as crazy as it sounds you all know by now that everything I reported really was the truth.

On-Dunderbaks Cow-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #734
"Special" Sunday, Double Virgin Lay Hash
Sunday, December 11th, 2011

(If the links do not work in this email suggest you view this info online at the site below.)

Where: Meet in the business plaza parking lot located at 15049 Bruce B Downs Blvd, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 12 noon, pack away on trail at 1 PM. We're meeting earlier because the on after bar closes at 7 PM

Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.1 miles to Exit 53. Go right, or east, on Bearss for 2 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for .9 miles and find the business plaza next to Dunderbaks on the right. Its in the southeast corner of Bearss Blvd & Giligan's Way. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 3-4 mile, shiggy level 2 or less, (1-5 scale) dead hare, dry, dog and stroller friendly trail, with one beer stop and one shot stop.

Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: Inda Linda, When Fairy Met Sally and Pythagorean Semen will be the hares. This will be When Fairy Met Sally's, Pythagorean Semen's virgin lay.

On After: The on after will be at Dunderbaks, located at 14929 Bruce B Downs, which in the next business plaza to the west of to the starting location. To get there from the starting location go west on Bearss for about .2 miles and find Dunderbaks on the left. Its in the southwest corner of Bearss Blvd & Giligan's Way. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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