Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #735
Auto Erotica's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

Morning Wood, AutoErotica and Fuckle Up
Are back together for some more fun!
What kind of deeds are we in for
And should we have brought our gun
For it is Auto’s birthday
And all he wants is a nice easy run

Repeat after me;

Copus no Catchus
Hood Rats no Stopus
Pitbull no Biteus
Hash no Failus

In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run

Shitty Name

Hash Trash(es)

Shitty Name was the RA, Rectal Rooom Mate was the OnSec, Creamy Cum Cake & Access All Areas acted as Beer Angels, Auto Erotica, Morning Wood & F*ckleUp were the hares, ShittyName was the FRB, Just Ali was the FBI and Shitty Name won the brainless award.

What I learned from last nights trail…

I learned where I can get HPV.

I learned that if Urine is driving the beer van then I must watch my step as soon as I see the BN marks and if the ground is wet then it isn’t water.

I learned that Shitty Name finds that blue balls can be quite festive.

I learned that Shit Talker is now talking the talk, walking the walk, and running the run ;)

I learned that seeing the words Mug Stop and turning around and seeing that Ship Wrecktum is close makes me a bit fearful.

I learned that if you channel your obsessive compulsive disorder into collecting outdoor Christmas decorations you can create a pretty impressive display.

I learned that if I want to protect my innocent eyes I shouldn’t look in the direction of Choice of New Penetration, Shitty Name, or really any kilted hasher because kilted hashers are also kilted flashers.

P.S.-I feel that every hash should end in cookie cake. (Happy Birthday Auto Erotica!)

On-Cuddle Buddy-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #734
Auto Erotica's Birthday Hash
, December 14th, 2011
(If the links do not work in this email suggest you view this info online at the site below.)

Where: Meet on the right side of the Corner Club Tavern, located at 1502 E Sligh Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 3.3 miles to Exit 48. Go right, or east on Sligh for .7 miles and find the Corner Club Tavern on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a "live", dog and stroller friendly trail about 3 miles in length with a shiggy factor of .069 or less (0-5 scale).

Beer Truck Driver(s): Help! The hares need someone, or two, to drive the beer truck since they are live hares.

Hares: Auto Erotica, MorningWood & F*ckle Up will be the hares.

Suggested Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Corner Club Tavern, back at the start where there will be free food supplied by the hares. PLEASE NOTE!The Corner Club Tavern does not accept credit or debit cards. However, they do have an ATM machine in the bar, but it costs a hefty fee to withdrawl funds. So, make sure you bring some cash!

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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