JRH3 Trail #1648 - Wed, Jun 14th, 2023
Bovine From Behind's - Woods
Bar & Grille
2023 Tour de Hash - Pre-lube Trail!
https://fb.me/e/31WB5rOL4
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Hare Toast
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None
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Bovine From
Behind was the hare (for his 4th time with the JRH3), KISS was the RA (after
missing 2 weeks in a row), yours truly, acted as Beer Meister, Hash Flash, On
Sec, and Hash Cash, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, again, and KISS was the FBI,
again.
We had one out-of-towner named Buzz Light Queer from the Kansas City H3 who was
staying with Sunday School Stroker, who we all welcomed. He entertained some of
us with a body part. The rest of us had to look away!
Gone Too Longs, Just Ashley H and Cannabis Licker Her were invited into the
circle to drink for being being gone too long.
Bovine won the Brainless Award for not being able to finish laying his own trail
due to heat exhaustion. I had to go pick in up from across the street at the
YMCA, about 300 yards away. He could hardly stand up and was having muscle
spasms in back. I think he just needed a beer (or a fancy pants beverage)!
I went out and bought 500 business cards this week with our 2024 Hash Cruise
info on it instead of announcing it during announcements, so as not to be so
annoying, and nobody would even take a card, except our out-of-town visitor.
Then a few others decided to take one when I wouldn't stop complaining about it.
We're currently at 35 and counting, but still not enough locals! WTF (Welcome To
Florida).
PRICES GO UP AT MIDNIGHT, FRI NIGHT, JUN 16TH. SO GET OFF THE FENCE AND PUT DOWN
A DEPOSIT ON A CABIN BEFORE THEN AND SAVE SOME MONEY!
For complete info on our next hash cruise, go to
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/PIHC2024.htm.
Dab
JRH3 GM
Expanded Hash Trash
None yet.
Approximate Map of True Trail
None
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1648 - Wed, Jun 14th, 2023
Bovine From Behind's - Woods
Bar & Grille
2023 Tour de Hash - Pre-lube Trail!
https://fb.me/e/31WB5rOL4
What:
Its the last trail before the official 2023 Tour de Hash series making it a "Prelube
Trail". Its also Bovine's 4 time haring for the JRH3.
Where:
Northwest (Bus
station) Transfer
Center, 8951 W Waters Ave, Tampa FL 33615,
https://goo.gl/maps/jLt9vVRVkrLhF14e7.
On
Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6 PM,
The Woods Bar & Grille (formerly Dagwood's), 8458 Sheldon Rd, Tampa, FL 33615,
https://goo.gl/maps/AQEnTju2jiMFHB4G7. Its about 100 yards east of the
bus station.
Check In For The Hash: 6 - 7 PM,
west parking area of the Northwest (Bus) Transfer Center, 8951 W Waters Ave,
Tampa FL 33615,
https://goo.gl/maps/PP3TuA55hRYoKQd87.
Trail:
7 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level
1 (on a 1-5 scale),
www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm trail.
Hare:
Bovine From Behind.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water,
regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider,
hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text
# 813-943-4855.
Safety:
Please carry your mobile phone
on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make
sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at
this hash.
On After: The
Woods Bar & Grille, same as the on before.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1648.htm.
RSVP Requested:
To RSVP, click on "GOING" on
the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/31WB5rOL4, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media
accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support
you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at
this trail.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-06-14-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number/Email: Dab, JRH3 GM, 813-943-4855, dab@jollyrogerh3.com.