JRH3 Trail #1649
Wed, Jun 21st, 2023
2023
Tour de Hash - Stage 6
https://fb.me/e/6DRy804kh
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Hare Toast
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None
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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This was Stage 6 of the
Loosely United Suncoast Hasher (LUSH) Tour de Hash, hosted by the Jolly Roger
H3!
Nobody came early to attend the designated "On Before" at James Joyce Irish Pub
& Eatery and there was still nobody at the start until about 5:55 PM, with a
meet and check in time of 6 PM. But then gradually everyone started showing up
until we had 37 hashers in attendance.
Re Erector Sex, Slutty Charms & Dildo Shaggins were the hares, KISS was the RA,
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the FRB, Oops I Spilled It Again was FBI and
nobody was awarded the Brainless Award, although there were several accusations.
After circle was closed, Senior Spitzen was awarded a blowjob, after the fact,
for accomplishing her 5th trail with the JRH3 hash. Cannabis Licked Her
presented her with the award.
It was a cool and very wet evening. It had been raining since about 4 PM.
Luckily, yours truly, Dab, brought a 12'X12' canopy to conduct the circle at the
start under, so everyone stayed pretty dry. But then low and behold, about the
time it was hares away time it stopped raining, just like I said it would. Why,
because as I stated previously, God loves hashing!
Trail itself went all over downtown YBor City along 7th and 8th Streets, or was
that Avenues? We went up and down the stairs of at least 2 parking garages. Or
was it 3? I'm not sure as Wish Bone Her and myself found ourselves doing trail
backwards at one point, so we might have been in only one garage 2-3 times.
After getting lost, we called Bovine From Behind to find out where the beer
stop, in a bar, was. It was at Gaspars Grotto, which the hares actually had
marked as the "On In".
After about a 20 minute delay there, we all went back to the start to conduct
the circle at the end where we had to continuously yell "car back" due to all
the traffic coming into the parking lot.
All in all, it was just another shitty trail!
About half the group did go into James Joyce Pub for the "On After".
We collected $105 for charity!
On on to Stage 7, tomorrow night, Thu, Jun 22nd.
Dab
JRH3 GM
Expanded Hash Trash
Other mentionable moments from Gritty’s perspective included
my best ever arrival to start by having my sexy boy toy chauffeur set up a
barstool and present me with an umbrella that matched my stripper shoes with
beer cap openers on the heels while blasting one of my current favorite songs:
“You’ve Got That” by Halogen!
Also, Oops’s visitor from New York stopped to fill out a Florida political
signature-collecting form with a bunch of her personal data on it, and then said
“oh, whoops! I can’t vote here in Florida!” I hope she has a good SPAM filter on
her phone!
…Ah! Good times! Carpe diem everyone!.
Gritty Kitty
Approximate Map of True Trail
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Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1649
Wed, Jun 21st, 2023
2023
Tour de Hash - Stage 6
https://fb.me/e/6DRy804kh
What:
Tour de Hash - Stage 6 - Girls Night Out in Ybor/LBD (Little Black Dress) Hash.
We are half way through the Tour. Let's celebrate like it's your 21st Bday by
sliding on your sexiest little black dress (or this year's Tour de Hash shirt)
and strutting/r*nning our way through Ybor City.
Where:
Ybor City Historical District,
Lot 5, 1812 N 19th St, Tampa, FL 33605,
https://goo.gl/maps/wEq12jTCfoXiuJDv7,
https://goo.gl/maps/Tqq2ZHvWd1uUHyHq8.
Other Details:
Lot 5 is paid parking, but there is some free parking around Ybor if you know
where to look. Carpooling always helps!
On
Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6 PM,
James Joyce Irish Pub & Eatery, 1724
E 8th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605,
https://goo.gl/maps/oeS5EXsqBzSLnXhJ7.
Check In For The Hash: 6 - 7 PM,
S central part of Lot 5, just N of the small lot between Lot 5 and E 7th Ave,
https://goo.gl/maps/Tqq2ZHvWd1uUHyHq8.
Trail:
7 PM, 2.69 mile, shiggy level
1 (on a 1-5 scale),
www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, with a turkey
eagle split. Not dog friendly.
Hares:
Re Erector Sex, Slutty
Charms & Dildo Shaggins.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water,
regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider,
hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks.
Bring extra $ to donate to the Tour charity!
Payment method:
Cash, check, money order, Venmo
at
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text
# 813-943-4855.
Safety:
Please carry your mobile phone
on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make
sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at
this hash.
On After: James
Joyce Irish Pub & Eatery, 1724 E 8th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605,
https://goo.gl/maps/oeS5EXsqBzSLnXhJ7, same as the On
Before, above.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1649.htm.
RSVP Requested:
To RSVP, click on "GOING" on
the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/6DRy804kh, or, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or, a text to 813-943-4855 (any media
accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support
you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at
this trail.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-06-21-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number/Email: Dab, JRH3 GM, 813-943-4855, dab@jollyrogerh3.com.